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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
seemed tries whereas work
Ulster seemed to get their tries effortlessly whereas we had to work for ours. Todd Blackadder
seemed time
I can't remember a time when I didn't write or make up stories, because it seemed to come with reading.
seemed
Quentin is very organic; there was no way that he was going to put someone else's hand in there and anyway, my hands are kind of famous. It seemed right. David Carradine
seemed
Nothing ever seemed to ruffle him. He always had a smile. He was always cheerful.
seemed wish
I can't. I wish I could. Nothing seemed to be where I wanted it.
seemed
I don't know what was going on. It just seemed like everything was just going in for me. I just did what I usually do, and (the shots) just seemed to fall.
seemed wilson
I don't know what happened, ... Every thing seemed to be going well, but Wilson was just too fast.
seemed shot
God, it seemed like we had shot somebody. Leslie Moonves
seemed
He said he was getting a new job. Everything seemed to be going fantastic.