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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
jeans stuff slim
I like to wear tight jeans. Most of my stuff is pretty slim fit. Carl Hagelin
jeans flip flip-flops
I'd wear flip-flops and jeans. I guess that's not cool. Bill Rancic
jeans weight littles
I'm like any other woman - my weight fluctuates. I have a pair of jeans one size bigger than the other just in case that week I'm a little bit heavier. Cheryl Cole
jeans careers people
And I was victim to that very early in my career, where I would go into auditions, and I'd be wearing a big T shirt, a big baggy T shirt and loose jeans. You know, to try and show people that there was more to me than just that. Charlize Theron
jeans guy stuff
I'm 50-50 on glamour stuff. I'd rather put on a pair of jeans and get on my Harley and act like a guy. Charlize Theron
jeans guy shirts
I usually always start with the jeans, which is weird because most guys, I would say, start with a shirt and build around the shirt. I always start with the jeans and I have so many jeans. I have an entire rack of just jeans. Blake Michael
jeans shoes tennis
I love jeans, T-shirts, boots, and tennis shoes. Ashley Benson
jeans clothes guy
I love guys who know how to dress. I love the motorcycle boots, and I love the skinnier jeans with jackets and scarves. Anybody who gets his clothes at All Saints, that's my guy. Ashley Benson
jeans long pennies
The Aly loafer is our modern take on the penny loafer with a subtle slit across the top. I wear loafers with everything these days- skinny jeans, long skirts and dresses. Ashley Olsen
pants covered
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat. Chris Colfer
pants short-pants auras
I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself. Aidan Quinn
pants comedy colour
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' Eddie Izzard
pants cards crew
Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants. Chad Knaus
pants lessons internet
There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants. Alexis Ohanian
pants collateral
They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants. Bob Dylan
pants skirts
Up with skirts, down with pants!' Edwin Edwards
pants firsts
So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally. Edward Abbey
pants pop
You don't need stain-resistant pants to pop a blister. Phillip McGraw