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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
saving investment savings
Don't emphasise money if you don't have much; be happy Dave Barry
saving-money easy toothpaste
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. Earl Wilson
saving problem economic
Gorbachev was acutely aware of the [USSR] economic problems, and it was central to all he did. He wanted to change the system in hopes of saving it. In the end he could not. David Hoffman
saving worried danger
Sam Snead will fly anywhere in my plane with me. Sam's not as worried about the danger as he is about saving money. Arnold Palmer
saving investment profit
Nobody ever lost money taking a profit Bernard Baruch
saving might france
I might have had trouble saving France in 1946 - I didn't have television then. Charles de Gaulle
saving taxes accounts
Spend less than you make; always be saving something. Put it into a tax-deferred account. Over time, it will begin to amount to something. This is such a no-brainer. Charlie Munger
saving dear poor-richard
All things are cheap to the saving, dear to the wasteful Benjamin Franklin
saving environment our-environment
What reminds you in your environment about saving? Nothing. Dan Ariely