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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
sugar program prove
You can't prove anything about a program written in C or FØRTRAN. It's really just Peek and Poke with some syntactic sugar. Bill Joy
sugar ends
Money is all right but once you have it you learn it's not the be all and end all. Alan Sugar
sugar principles compromise
I have principles and I am not going to be forced to compromise them.
sugar back-to-work
Once you decide to work for yourself, you never go back to work for somebody else.
sugar honey sweetness
To pile up honey upon sugar, and sugar upon honey, to an interminable tedious sweetness. Charles Lamb
sugar made
Beauty isn't made of sugar. Diana Wynne Jones
sugar poison mines
Everybody's got their poison, and mine is sugar. Derrick Rose
sugar worked
too young to have worked with mules, but old enough to have worked in a sugar mill. John Berry
sugar way pace
Sugar, it's no parade but you'll get down the street one way or another, so you'd just as well throw your shoulders back and pick up the pace. Barbara Kingsolver