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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
races taking
She's taking a little break. It's just too many races for her right now, at the end of the season. Vedran Pavlek
races top trained
She's at the top of her game. She has trained excellent, and she does well when her races are spaced.
races
She's going to have one of the most competitive races in the state,
races seven six three top win
We are going to win six or seven races and be in the top three in the Chase. If we don't win the championship, it won't be by much.
races winning
We want to be winning races and so just being on the podium is disappointing. Jenson Button
races run trucks
I don't think you can do it with 10 races to go in trucks because we only run 25 races, Bobby Hamilton
races
I thought the races would be a little closer,
races
This will be one of the most competitive races in America.
races six strong win
To win six races is something I'll look back on and think that was a strong season. Dan Wheldon