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celebrity create lovable time
I'd like to create a lovable character for schizophrenia; it doesn't have a celebrity spokesperson because by the time somebody's schizophrenic they've lost all their teeth. Maria Bamford
celebrity effort endless food massive natural news political requires sports true
'Potato-chip news' is news that's repetitive, requires little effort to absorb, and is consumable in massive quantities: true crime, natural disasters, political punditry, celebrity gossip, sports gossip, or endless photographs of beautiful houses, food, or clothes. Gretchen Rubin
celebrity famous fun poke
I never, ever see myself as a celebrity or famous, so I poke fun at that. Kendra Wilkinson
celebrity certainly gracious grow knowing lady terms turned
She'd be a reigning celebrity in that environment, ... But she doesn't want that. She is still the humble, gracious lady she's always been. I'll tell you, knowing her has certainly turned me around in terms of my own aspirations about where I wanted to go and what I wanted to do. You grow where you're planted. R. Robinson
celebrity connection people reality sat strength took
She made this connection with her reality show back in 2002; people just sat back and took her in, so the real strength of her celebrity is her personality, Janice Min
celebrity choose chooses enhance hollywood might roles star virtue
She is a star by virtue of her passion. A Hollywood celebrity might choose roles that enhance their image, but Isabelle Huppert chooses roles that make her vulnerable. Laurence Kardish
celebrity commentary critic humor humorous underlying
She is a critic of everything. And I think she is very insightful. Underlying the humor is a commentary on contemporary celebrity culture. Kathy Hotchner
celebrity culture fueled harder industry pitch pop seven
Seven years ago it was a much harder pitch ... (but) our industry has been fueled by pop culture magazines. They need celebrity content. Lash Fary
celebrity few hollywood separate work
I have a few celebrity friends, but I'm really not into the whole Hollywood scene. I like to separate myself from my work. It stresses me out if I do too much of the same. Keke Palmer
children
I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it. Carol Leifer
children environment failing
We're failing our children with education, we're failing our environment. Carol Moseley Braun
children instant bounds
Once you have children it's love without bounds. You would die for them in an instant, without question. How can you better that? Carol Vorderman
children my-children
I'm very pleased how my children have turned out. Carol Vorderman
children mean waiting
If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister! Carlos Mencia
children ignorance strange
Children know how to be cruel, and the cruelty of their elders is the surest residue of the malaise the young feel toward things strange, things other, things that reveal our own ignorance or insufficiency Carlos Fuentes
children two complaining
I have two children who died before reaching 30, so who am I to complain about being alive? Carlos Fuentes
children effort matter
The fact of the matter is that many children see. . . . Most of those who see are considered to be oddballs and every effort is made to correct them. Carlos Castaneda
children
I never stopped doing what I did as a child. Carl Andre
compassion condemn fears hate irrational mania men patient
We have to have a deep, patient compassion for the fears of men and irrational mania of those who hate or condemn us. Thomas Merton
compassion sick confusion
Be guided, only by the healer of the sick, the raiser of the dead, the friend of all who were afflicted and forlorn, the patient Master who shed tears of compassion for our infirmities. We cannot but be right if we put all the rest away, and do everything in remembrance of Him. There is no vengeance and no infliction of suffering in His life, I am sure. There can be no confusion in following Him, and seeking for no other footsteps, I am certain! Charles Dickens
compassion punishment vanity
And could I look upon her without compassion, seeing her punishment in the ruin she was, in her profound unfitness for this earth on which she was placed, in the vanity of sorrow which had become a master mania, like the vanity of penitence, the vanity of remorse, the vanity of unworthiness, and other monstrous vanities that have been curses in this world? Charles Dickens
compassion giving challenges
Just when all seems to be going right, challenges often come in multiple doses applied simultaneously. When those trials are not consequences of your disobedience, they are evidence that the Lord feels you are prepared to grow more. He therefore gives you experiences that stimulate growth, understanding, and compassion which polish you for your everylasting benefit. Richard G. Scott
compassion issues leader
We obviously need more love in the world. And we obviously need more compassion and understanding. Our leaders need to really address these issues properly now. Dave Davies
compassion earth may
We may learn anew what compassion and beauty are, and pause to listen to the Earth's music. David R. Brower
compassion sometimes circumstances
Sometimes, in difficult circumstances, one can confuse compassion with love. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
compassion tears pieces
Have a little compassion on my nerves. You tear them to pieces. Jane Austen
compassion new-experiences differences
In fantasy stories we learn to understand the differences of others, we learn compassion for those things we cannot fathom, we learn the importance of keeping our sense of wonder. The strange worlds that exist in the pages of fantastic literature teach us a tolerance of other people and places and engender an openness toward new experience. Fantasy puts the world into perspective in a way that 'realistic' literature rarely does. It is not so much an escape from the here-and-now as an expansion of each reader's horizons. Jane Yolen
exception-to-the-rule likes exception
There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule. Charles Osgood
exception-to-the-rule together genius
In science, modesty and genius do not coexist well together. (In Washington, modesty and cleverness don't.) Einstein is perhaps the most famous exception to the rule. Charles Krauthammer
exception golfer mike shot shown solid
Mike is going to be a solid golfer for us. He has shown to be very consistent. With the exception of his 82 at The Farms, he has shot in the upper 70s for us. Gary Skrinar
exception general great individual less particular rules wants
There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that every one can in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less of an exception to the rule. Samuel Butler
exceptional position decades
I know I'm in the exceptional position of having money but I didn't have it for many decades. Cameron Mackintosh
exception followed mainly players throughout time
Growing up, it was mainly just players I followed more than teams, with the exception of the Mariners. I never really had time to follow a team throughout a season. Jon Lester
exception fuel kicking police simply worse
Fuel is kicking us probably worse than any other department, with the exception of the Police Department. It's simply something we've got to have to keep moving. Joe Williams
exception extended
If any exception is made to India, it should also be extended to Pakistan. Tasneem Aslam
exception experience hard true
I have a lot of experience, and it's true someone 55 will be working, but they will not be working as hard as someone who is 40. I am 80, and I'm working hard, but I'm the exception to the case. Abe Simoff
giving childhood intuition
Being in a multicultural environment in childhood is going to give you intuition, reflexes and instincts. You may acquire basic responsiveness later on, but it's never going to be as spontaneous as when you have been bathing in this environment during childhood. Carlos Ghosn
giving-up doctrine unions
If the Soviet Union can give up the Brezhnev Doctrine for the Sinatra Doctrine, the United States can give up the James Monroe Doctrine for the Marilyn Monroe Doctrine: Let's all go to bed wearing the perfume we like best. Carlos Fuentes
giving crow warning
Crows are not always available to give warning. Carlos Castaneda
giving magic world
To ask me to verify my life by giving you my statistics is like using science to validate sorcery. It robs the world of its magic and makes milestones out of us all. Carlos Castaneda
giving sculpture
I had no place to put anything. I would give my sculpture away because I had no place to put it. Carl Andre
giving forests week
and the whole forest would give itself up to jollification for weeks on end. C. S. Lewis
giving comfort needs
Need-love says of a woman, "I cannot live without her"; Gift-love longs to give her happiness, comfort, protection...appreciative love gazes and holds its breath and is silent, rejoices that such a wonder should exist even if not for him, will not be wholly dejected by losing her, would rather have it so than never to have seen her at all. C. S. Lewis
giving-up mind progress
To progress in life you must give up the things you do not like. Give up doing the things that you do not like to do. You must find the things that you do like. The things that are acceptable to your mind. Agnes Martin
giving elude foundation
Wit is a pleasure-giving thing, largely because it eludes reason; but in the apprehension of an absurdity through the working of the comic spirit there is a foundation of reason, and an impetus to human companionship. Agnes Repplier
god shall
What then? shall we sin, because we are not under the law, but under grace? God forbid. Bible Bible
god nature night
We know that God is everywhere; but certainly we feel His presence most when His works are on the grandest scale spread before us; and it is in the unclouded night-sky, where His worlds wheel their silent course, that we read clearest His infinitude, His omnipotence, His omnipresence. Charlotte Bronte
god lasts tiny
God bless us every one! said Tiny Tim, the last of all. Charles Dickens
god magnitude
God is as great in minuteness as He is in magnitude. Charles Caleb Colton
god men law
Law and equity are two things which God has joined, but which man has put asunder. Charles Caleb Colton
god two forgive-me
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. Charles Dickens
godmother good-things lost
Is it better to have had a good thing and lost it, or never to have had it? Charles Dickens
godly spirit holy-spirit
Earthly wisdom is doing what comes naturally. Godly wisdom is doing what the Holy Spirit compels us to do. Charles Stanley
god christian doubt
God wants to cast out the fear and doubt in your life. Go before Him right now and say, "Lord, this is what I am afraid of ..." Charles Stanley
grace consoling humour
Humour is...the all-consoling and...the all-excusing, grace of life. C. S. Lewis
grace imitation facility
Those graces which from their presumed facility encourage all to attempt an imitation of them, are usually the most inimitable. Charles Caleb Colton
grace religion
In the New Testament, religion is grace and ethics is gratitude. Thomas Erskine
grace want assumption
If you want to enter a state of grace, question the assumption you’re defending right now. Byron Katie
grace way conviction
Live up to your convictions. You walk in grace or you walk in fear. You can't have it both ways. Carlos Santana
grace cold persuasion
His cold politeness, his ceremonious grace, were worse than anything. Jane Austen
grace sovereign sin
Sin is sovereign till sovereign grace dethrones it. Charles Spurgeon
grace salvation ends
There is no other salvation except that which begins and ends with grace. Charles Spurgeon
grace promise given
God could not have given this promise, except from love and grace; therefore it is quite certain his Word will be fulfilled. Charles Spurgeon
honor integrity means mission necessary white willing
When your mission is to "restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary Paul Begala
honor
One cannot seek to uphold honor in a being that has none. Charles de Lint
honor fickle opinion
Honor is unstable and seldom the same; for she feeds upon opinion, and is as fickle as her food. Charles Caleb Colton
honored idols people work
The real idols . . . are the people who work for Polk Works. I'm honored by this. Larry Miller
honor period realized university wear widely
Ultimately, he was widely outvoted. We had to wear him down over a period of time. Finally, I think he realized there wasn't a whole lot he could say about that if that was the way the university wanted to honor him. John Swofford
honor sacred noble
To this noble end the delegates had pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. David McCullough
honor lost memory seven
We are here to honor the memory of seven lost explorers, Dick Cheney
honor albums robotics
I had the honor of speaking with Asimov. The album ended up being something not directly related to Asimov, but related instead to the concept of the power of robotics. Alan Parsons
honor
Honors to me now are not what they once were. Chester A. Arthur
levels firsts different
It's hard to be the first. It's almost as if I'm subject to a different level of inspection. Carol Moseley Braun
levels operated outside permit
We have never operated outside permit levels at the plant. Tom Robinson
level snobbery
There is a level of snobbery and fickleness in L.A. Gordon Ramsay
level send store together touching
We used to send all footwear? men's, women's and kid's?all together on a pallet. It was a big hassle at the store level because a lot of it would go to the back room. They were touching every carton. It was crazy. Steve Belardi
levels process sets wage
The process sets wage levels for the country. Ian Hamilton
level people trying
We're just trying to get people back on a professional level of things. Andrew Jones
level
We know how much we're going to have to spend. This is a (spending) level we think we can sustain. Garry South
levels sound boards
As a DJ I am never 100 percent in charge of the sound. The sound levels are controlled by someone at the sound board of the venue. DJ Jazzy Jeff
levels body violence
Veganism has given me a higher level of awareness and spirituality, primary because the energy associated with eating has shifted to other areas. If you’re violent to yourself by putting [harmful] things into your body that violate its spirit, it will be difficult not to perpetuate that [violence] onto someone else. Dexter Scott King
mention middle students
We want students to know what they are getting into, ... The recruiters mention travel, but they don't mention the Middle East. Don Thompson
mention takes thinks time
I should mention something that nobody ever thinks about, but proofreading takes a lot of time. After you write something, there are these proofs that keep coming, and there's this panicky feeling that 'This is me and I must make it better.' John Updike
mentioned mind
What he had in mind was something in the government, but he never mentioned FEMA. Tom Connelly
mentioned successive trench
It has been mentioned that in Trench I there is evidence of three successive stages of these defences. Kathleen Kenyon
mentioned noticed
I was shocked. I didn't know anything about the cyst. He never mentioned it and I never really noticed it. John Panciocco
mention others sin sinned
If others have sinned you need not mention it Source Unknown
mention reviewed team
I couldn't see them overturning that, ... They called it, they reviewed it, and they reversed it. The way their team reacted, I thought it was a done deal. They didn't mention anything to me. They just reversed it. Joe Gibbs
mention people talk time
Every time I talk to people they mention the 2004-05 season. Roland Hedgpeth
mention people recognize
You can mention the name, and people recognize it. Chuck D.
mom mad desire
I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom. Carol Leifer
mom home names
You probably don't call home and say, 'Hi, mom. I am facing Pete Schourek tonight.' Names and stats don't do it. You have to do it out on the field. Carlos Delgado
mom dad given
My mom and dad gave me everything they could have given me. Carlos Beltran
momentum seen
We have seen a lot of momentum buying, Richard Herring
mom sandwiches peanut-butter
When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak. Aasif Mandvi
mom smart needs
The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like, 'Yeah, I completely know how to do that; I can solve that problem,and then I'd be like, 'Mom? Aasif Mandvi
moments right-moment
Who has words at the right moment? Charlotte Bronte
mom baby teenager
Motherhood is a great honor and privilege, yet it is also synonymous with servanthood. Every day women are called upon to selflessly meet the needs of their families. Whether they are awake at night nursing a baby, spending their time and money on less-than-grateful teenagers, or preparing meals, moms continuously put others before themselves. Charles Stanley
mom mother good-mother
I cannot tell you how much I owe to the solemn word of my good mother. Charles Spurgeon
mother jobs aunt
Acting is our job, not talking about it. In France, they know me like I belong to their family. I go somewhere and I feel like Im sometimes the aunt, the grandmother, the mother, the sister. They all know me. But its not supposed to be that way. Carole Bouquet
mother daughter men
The mother must socialize her daughter to become subordinate to men, and if her daughter challenges patriarchal norms, the mother is likely to defend the patriarchal structures against her own daughters. Carol P. Christ
mother father race
Theologians frequently assert that God has no body, no gender, no race and no age. Most people state that God is neither male nor female. Yet most people become flustered, upset or even angry when it is suggested that the God they know as Lord and Father might also be God the Mother, or Goddess. Carol P. Christ
mother thinking discovery
I don't think I would have been a writer if I hadn't been a mother. I wanted to construct something that contained some of these feelings that I had, some of these discoveries or revelations. Carol Shields
mother children unique
I couldn't have been a novelist without being a mother. It gives you a unique witness point of the growth of a personality. It was a kind of biological component for me that had to come first. My children gave this other window on the world. Carol Shields
mother country struggle
The Islamic community today is faced with a new version of an old struggle. My late mother used to say it doesn't matter whether you came to this country on the Mayflower or on a slave ship, through Ellis Island or the Rio Grande. We're all in the same boat now. Carol Moseley Braun
mother father warrior
My benefactor told me that my father and mother had lived and died just to have me, and that their own parents had done the same for them. He said that warriors were different in that they shift their assemblage points enough to realize the tremendous price that has been paid for their lives. This shift gives them the respect and awe that their parents never felt for life in general, or for being alive in particular. Carlos Castaneda
mother running listening
You're in a terrible spot. It's too late for you to retreat but too soon to act. All you can do is witness. You're in the miserable position of an infant who cannot return to the mother's womb, but neither can he run around and act. All an infant can do is witness and listen to the stupendous tales of action being told to him. You are at that precise point now. You cannot go back to the womb of your old world, but you cannot act with power either. For you there is only witnessing acts of power and listening to tales of power. Carlos Castaneda
mother dream morning
Lucy said, 'We're so afraid of being sent away, Aslan. And you have sent us back into our own world so often.' 'No fear of that,' said Aslan. 'Have you not guessed?' Their hearts leapt, and a wild hope rose within them. 'There was a real railway accident,' said Aslan softly. 'Your father and mother and all of you are- as you used to call it in the Shadowlands- dead. The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. C. S. Lewis
mothers-day mom daughter
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. Barbara Kingsolver
mothers-day mom mother
I really learned it all from mothers. Benjamin Spock
mothers-day mean motherhood
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Bob Hope
mothers nurse public risk time
Mothers risk prosecution every time they go out in public and nurse their children. Amy Milliron
mothers-day angel heaven
In the Heaven's above, the angels, whispering to one another, can find, among their burning terms of love, none so devotional as that of 'Mother. Edgar Allan Poe
mothers-day mean world
MOTHER (a word that means the world to me) Eddy Arnold
mothers-day mom motherhood
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love. Edwin Hubbel Chapin
mothers-day mom growing-up
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. Antonio Villaraigosa
mothers older people
Occasionally, we'll get teenagers. Most are sewers. Some have mothers who sewed. The older people quilting now are doing it because they always wanted to quilt but never had the time. Diane McColley
parallels playwright stage
The parallels between a stage and a book are compelling. You, like all authors, create 'characters' in a 'setting' who speak 'dialogue' encased in 'scenes.' Most importantly, you - like the playwright - have an 'audience.' Nancy Kress
parallel universe
Without Leonard Nimoy, there would have been no 'Star Trek' phenomenon. And without 'Star Trek'... well, that's a parallel universe most of us probably wouldn't want to visit. Steve Hockensmith
parallel proposal propose russian study
The Russian proposal is ambiguous. If they want to propose enrichment (only) in Russia we have said it is not acceptable. But if it is a complementary or parallel plan, we will study that. Hamid-Reza Asefi
parallel people problem situation somewhat touch
This is a situation that is somewhat without parallel and its appropriate for people to keep in touch and I don't see any problem with that, Peter Dunne
parallel-lives mines parallels
We've had parallel lives. And frankly, I prefer mine to his. I would not like to be George Bush. Gore Vidal
parallel ways
How I draw and how I leave things out is parallel in some ways to the non-verbal soundscape in radio stories. Jessica Abel
ruled
Vaughan is ruled out. He is going home. Andrew Walpole
rule streaming thy
With thy long levelled rule of streaming light. John Milton
rules-and-regulations want helping
If there are rules and regulations, I can't help it, I want to break them. Ayumi Hamasaki
rules sit
Sit around and wait. At least it's the same rules for everybody. Jay Zygmunt
ruled
Let me be very clear: We have not made any such decision, and nothing yet has been ruled out, Robert Dudley
rules
With the new rules, we think we can do that. Joe Sakic
rules saying simply stick
We're simply saying we need to stick to the rules that we've all outlined. Carlos Castillo
rule
now rule out the possibility that he has been killed by the kidnappers. Daniel Pearl
rule wind
give everyone a sense of equilibrium and ... of where the rule is going to wind up. Jim Gallagher
spotlight behind-the-scenes roles
I felt extremely uncomfortable as the focal point, in the spotlight. I really like the behind the scenes role, because all my freedom is there. Brian Eno
spotlight ballerina wanted
I wanted to be a ballerina so badly. You can be seen and take over the spotlight without speaking. I had a fear of speaking in public back then. April Bowlby
spotlight
I don't really like the spotlight. Chase Utley
spotlight
I think, the more, the better. We've been in the spotlight so long, it's become normal. Pete Carroll
spotlight
What I do for a living puts me in the spotlight. Ali Larter
spotlight living-my-life
I'm not living my life under the spotlight for anybody. Annie Lennox
spotlight
I was never one to seek out the spotlight. Angela Cartwright
spotlight littles
I kinda threw the spotlight away from me for a little while. Dan Fogelberg
spotlight living-my-life paparazzi
I don't live in the spotlight, and I don't live my life in front of the paparazzi. I live very comfortably and quietly as possible. Kirsten Dunst
takes
Modelling, it's being an artist as well. It's just being a silent artist. It takes a lot of self-control and a lot of discipline. Jessica White
takes vote yes
When you vote yes or no, ... it takes you out of the negotiations, and I don't ever want to be out of the game. and City
takes truth
We're going to go where the truth takes us. Wayne Stroupe
takes
We're going to do the things that it takes to manufacture those runs. Kelly Sears
takes
We're just not doing the things it takes to win. Charlie Smith
takes walk
We know what it takes to get them satisfied. They didn't just walk up and give us a jackpot. It's not like that. Glen Smith
takes whatever
Obviously, I'll do whatever it takes to get back, Mark Philippoussis
takes time
I feel free. It just takes time sometimes. Reggie Williams
takes week
I don't know where this week is going to lead, but I've had so much fun. I'm just going to kind of see where it takes me. Ben Crenshaw
understanding affair reason
You're chained to you reason ... Understanding is only a very small affair, so very small Carlos Castaneda
understanding mind half
It is with disease of the mind, as with those of the body; we are half dead before we understand our disorder, and half cured when we do. Charles Caleb Colton
understanding
All is love...All is love. With love comes understanding. With understanding comes patience. And then time stops. And everything is now. Brian Weiss
understanding wonder precious-things
Deeper understanding confers that most precious thing - wonder. Brian Cox
understanding levels fox-news
There are a lot of folks at Fox News who bring a certain level of sophistication to their understanding of politics. David Shuster
understanding safe too-much
This was the consequence of seeing too much and understanding the horrible truth: No one is safe. The world is not manageable. David Sedaris
understanding realizing understood
I'd always thought that I understood this, but lately I realize that what I call "understanding" is basically just fantasizing. David Sedaris
understanding humanity different
What helps you as an actor when it comes to roles is that deeper understanding of so many different fractions of humanity. Because oftentimes, even in comedy, there is conflict. David Koechner
understanding curiosity kind
Understanding is a kind of ecstasy Carl Sagan
wisdom men house
You would not call a man humane for ceasing to set mousetraps if he did so because he believed there were no mice in the house. C. S. Lewis
wisdom believe ideas
Human beings, all over the earth, have this curious idea that they ought to believe in a certain way, and can't really get rid of it. C. S. Lewis
wisdom men virtue
It still remains true that no justification of virtue will enable a man to be virtuous. C. S. Lewis
wisdom use emergencies
We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it. C. S. Lewis
wisdom entrepreneur intelligence
Success comes more quickly to the entrepreneur that follows his instincts rather than following the progress of his competitors. Alan Sugar
wisdom perspective
Perspective is worth 80 IQ points. Alan Kay
wisdom fun motherhood
Conventionality is not morality. Charlotte Bronte
wisdom standing
You are only as good as the woman you are standing beside. Charlie Chaplin
wisdom greatness love-is
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. Charles de Gaulle
witty humorous idiot
What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles de Gaulle
witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
without-god
The friend of God must not spend a day without God, and he must undertake no work apart from his God. Charles Spurgeon
witty stars home
Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. Ricky Gervais
witty should-have purses
Every woman should have a purse of her own. Susan B. Anthony
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties. Dave Barry
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. Dave Barry