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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
bars prison vendetta
I didn't put you in a prison, Evey. I just showed you the bars. Alan Moore
bars prison-bars ribs
One's ribs shouldn't be prison bars. David Mitchell
bars canadian politics
I know a lot about Canadian politics. I lived in Canadian bars for six years. Michael Moriarty
bars beam best cost
We vaulted the best we have vaulted and probably ... had one of the best (floor) performances of the year. The debacle on bars and beam really cost us. Ray Corn
bars miss rest until
We are going to see if she can come back on bars for the rest of the year. Until then, we're going to really miss her.
bars bamboo tourism
Well, it was just, the bars was all just like the bamboo roofs and everything. You know. As I say, to me, it's completely spoiled all, all these places now. Make them all just tourist traps. David Walker
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We have neighbors complaining about the noise and it?s just not worth it. We?re not out to shut people down, but we?re not going to tolerate problems. I guess you could say that the city is less willing to overlook bars than it was in the past.
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When Pandora doesn't pay, and bars don't pay, and weddings don't pay, and nobody buys CDs or shirts or concert tickets or lessons, then the musician can't make a living making music. Kent Beck
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Using yield management, you don't have to raise fares to raise revenues, you just make people buy the more expensive fare class. Now we'd have a better chance of playing with the gold bars at Fort Knox than finding out if or how Delta is doing this. ... It's hard in this case to say whether Delta is doing this or raising fares outright.
karaoke huge
I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke. Diablo Cody
karaoke until
I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along. Fred Schneider
karaoke people song super time
My go to karaoke song is 'Stars' from 'Les Mis', which is Javert's song. And it's super strange, and every time it comes on people are really weirded out, but that's what I do. June Diane Raphael
karaoke
You feel like you're really a part of a movement when you're singing Journey at a karaoke bar. Aaron Paul
karaoke recently
I do, too, most recently while I was singing karaoke in some weird bar. Radha Mitchell
karaoke love secretly
I secretly love the song 'No More Tears.' It's my go-to karaoke song that I do with all my friends. Megan Hilty
karaoke fans bigs
I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly. Evan Rachel Wood
karaoke habit
I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner. Serena Williams
karaoke machines bigs
Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine. Robin Gibb