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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
life-lesson new-beginnings blow
Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it. Cathy Guisewite
life-lesson mistake lessons
There are no mistakes or failures, only lessons. Denis Waitley
life-lesson divorce loss
You know, your first album is about really amazing things. Your first album is always about coming of age, first love, first loss, usually you suffer a first loss of someone that you love to death, even, you know, really big life lessons, things you learn from your parents' divorce or from the travels that you took. Brandi Carlile
life-lesson age lessons
I was handed a tough life lesson at a very early age. Boomer Esiason
life-lesson mean responsibility
We discussed politics, but we also talked about the importance of hard work, personal responsibility, living within your means, keeping your word. Those lessons stay with you throughout your life. Bob Ehrlich
life-lesson guitar practice
Unless you're a true prodigy, you're going to have to practice for a while being bad before you get any good. And it will seem like a waste of time. I remember that feeling well. But don't worry about wasting time, because it'll be so worth it. It's my experience that in the end, life lessons and guitar lessons begin to blur in all sorts of interesting ways. Brad Paisley
life-lesson firsts lessons
I knew after my first lesson what I wanted to do with my life. Billie Jean King
life-lesson responsibility decision
Tennis taught me so many lessons in life. One of the things it taught me is that every ball that comes to me, I have to make a decision. I have to accept responsibility for the consequences every time I hit a ball.
life-lesson say-anything lessons
Three life lessons: 1.No one will see you. 2.No one will say anything. 3.No one will save you. Elizabeth Scott
yeah
Yeah, let's keep the peace going. Avril Lavigne
yeah terror
Yeah, that's right. Flee in terror, bitches! Brian K. Vaughan
yeah improvising
Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody. Bill Hader
yeah shots
It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny. Curtis Jackson
yeah gamble
Yeah, I like to gamble. Chazz Palminteri
yeah
Yeah, I went to ACT for a while. It was great. Gedde Watanabe
yeah bowls mines
What's wrong?" I didn't say a word." Something's up. What is it?" Nothing." His head turned, gaze going to mine. "Yeah?" Yes." A snort and he returned to his bowl… Kelley Armstrong
yeah preacher hitman
Yeah, Hitman I suppose is most of the time a lighter read than Preacher; it was always going to be. Garth Ennis
yeah
I will always be interested in the truth, yeah. Pete Carroll