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stupid differences acting
I’d like to. Problem is, I’m not stupid.” “You act stupid.” “Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there’s a difference between acting stupid and being stupid.” “It’s a fine line, but someone has to draw it. Becca Fitzpatrick
stupid reason needed
Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.
stupid reading people
I keep reading about people who want to be famous - it's not that they want to be great songwriters or great actors, they want to be celebrities. That is scary because you can be famous doing some really stupid things. Barry Manilow
stupid ties wife
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world. Bill Engvall
stupid drunk riding
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!
stupid hate should-have
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.
stupidity poverty humans
It is by human avarice or human stupidity, not by the churlishness of nature, that we have poverty and overwork. C. S. Lewis
stupid wedding-day reason
Twice we stood beside each other at the altar, Rosie. Twice. And twice we got it wrong. I needed you to be there for my wedding day but I was too stupid to see that I needed you to be the reason for my wedding day. But we got it all wrong. Cecelia Ahern
stupid mean people
people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell
monkeys language
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language. Alan Garner
monkeys
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. Albert Einstein
monkeys way machinery
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery. Dashiell Hammett
monkeys should organs
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. Aneurin Bevan
monkeys wrenches
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. Alvah Bessie
monkeys red wagons
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like. Bob Dylan
monkeys
You never monkey with the truth. Ben Bradlee
monkeys twins movie-star
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. Eli Roth
monkeys half persons
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet. Glenn Beck