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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
pay attention share
I've bought QPP shares but unfortunately both times I bought it they immediately dropped by over 10p. Do you pay much attention to the dealing notes? Alan Green
pay attention objects
Faith is occupied with the Object upon which it rests and pays no attention to itself at all. Aiden Wilson Tozer
pay ifs
I would pay to do what I do if I had to. David McCullough
pay debt turns
As it turns out, we don't "all" have to pay our debts. Only some of us do. David Graeber
payroll-tax taxes payroll
I've never supported a wage tax and I've never supported a payroll tax. David Dewhurst
payroll-tax taxes payroll
Ive never supported a payroll tax.
pay attention use
Pay close attention to the particular thoughts you use to deprive yourself of happiness. Byron Katie
pay attention pay-attention
I said, I'm going to stand up and somebody is going to pay attention to me. Buddy Guy
pay matter taught
Courage taught me no matter how bad a crisis gets… any sound investment will eventually pay off. Carlos Slim
bills way emergencies
Anytime a large, emergency spending bill makes its way through Congress, the potential for mischief is great. Chris Chocola
bills married
I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either. Chirlane McCray
bills perfectly split
We split all the bills 50-50. So what? That's perfectly normal, isn't it? Guy Ritchie
bills computer made
I invented it, Bill made it famous. David Bradley
bills shows
Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do. Denis Leary
bills politician clinton
There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton. Ed Rollins
bills fancy reincarnation
Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce. Bernard Goldberg
bills shows
When you show up at a rally supporting a bill, you are supporting the bill. Charlie Dent
bills buttons position
You have to take positions on bills. There is no button for maybe or possibly.