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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
sunday church judgmental
I rejected the God that was portrayed as masculine and judgmental and cruel at times. The concept of us bring not worthy to receive him is something I used to say every Sunday in church, and eventually I just couldn't say it with any conviction. Alanis Morissette
sunday people afternoon
The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters. Alan Bennett
sunday men winning
On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is -- can you win or lose like a man? Al Pacino
sunday shapes worship
If in our Saturday pursuits we're far from God's presence, we're not in very good shape to worship Him on Sunday. Aiden Wilson Tozer
sunday government law
You're not allowed to park a truck in your driveway. You're not allowed to work on your house on Sunday. The people who enforce these laws are nuts. After I wrote a column on this, I got I don't know how many letters from Coral Gables homeowners, story after story after story, wonderfully horrible stories. And the venom they felt for their own government! Dave Barry
sunday church earth
Sunday is the best day of the week because we celebrate the risen Christ of the cross in the local church, the dearest place on earth. C. J. Mahaney
sunday want meals
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it's pizza, which is my favorite indulgence. Beyonce Knowles
sunday community territory
Sunday afternoons at a parish center - or a community center - is familiar territory for me. Denis McDonough
sunday thinking made
"Sunday" was the best one I think I made. Earl Sweatshirt
wake-up waking east
After I left LA... it was like waking up. And so I moved back east and stopped auditioning. Casey Affleck
wake-up done
We must wake up knowing we have work to do and go to bed knowing we've done it. Audre Lorde
wake
You're asked, 'Do you know kung-fu?' Yeah. That's what we do. We wake up, we brush our teeth, we do kung-fu! Maggie Q
wake-up meaning-of-life purpose
Wake up and create a purpose for yourself. Don't ask the meaning of life, ask yourself the meaning of each given day. Austin Carlile
wake
I don't wake up with naturally sculpted cheekbones - I paint them on! Tyra Banks
wake-up scripts email
I wake up to an email from the writers with the new script, and I always get so excited because I know it'll be better all-around than the script from the week before. Bailee Madison
wake
no one will wake up Nov. 8 and not know what they were getting. Paul Begala
wake-up tomorrow election
Tomorrow is Election Day. That's the day we Americans wake up, consider our options, and then remember we didn't register to vote. Conan O'Brien
wake-up caffeine i-can
I can't wake up at all without caffeine. Andrew Rannells