![It's hard for me to be serious. I can't really rub oil on me and go all the way with it [laughs]. I hear some screams and I laugh to myself. I always get a kick out of it. I'm three feet tall, basically.](/assets/img/quote-photos/its-hard-for-me-to-be-serious-i-cant-really-rub-oil-on-me-and-go-all-the-way-w.jpg)
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