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injuries involve lap major paralysis seeing shoulder soft tissue
We are seeing anything from soft tissue injuries to major injuries that can involve paralysis from the lap belt, to thoracic injuries from the shoulder belt. Kathy Harper
injuries playing
With no rain, it was like playing on concrete. We haven't had any injuries - this was a preventative measure.
injuries seems struggling
We're getting injuries left, right and centre. It seems we're struggling to get 11 on the field.
injuries kids major suck
We're banged up. We've had injuries in the past, but the kids have been able to suck (it) up, or they haven't been major injuries and the kids have been able to play.
injuries teams toll
With the new CBA, injuries are really going to take a toll on teams even more than before.
injuries nice overcame problems
Shaler has a nice team. They have the same problems as us with the injuries and such, and they overcame them.
injuries occur organized practices rather
Most organized sports-related injuries (about 62 percent) occur during practices rather than games.
injuries played players pull second
We played a lot of players that we usually don't play because of injuries in the second game, but I'm disappointed that we couldn't pull of the second win.
injuries maybe trying
Maybe with all the injuries we've had on offense, (the pitchers) have been pressing and trying to do more.