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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
get-away concerned organized-religion
I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with. David Cross
get-away
The more you act the further you get away from the truth. Bob Dylan
get-away
I learned from # Hemingway that you could be a # writer and get away with it. Hunter S. Thompson
get-away naturalist hostage
In short, it is not that evolutionary naturalists have been less brazen than the scientific creationists in holding science hostage, but rather that they have been infinitely more effective in getting away with it. Phillip E. Johnson
get-away folks rooted
I have a deep rooted folk sensibility that I can't get away from completely. Joanna Newsom
get-away
It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide. Mike Judge
get-away hated
He hated all this, and somehow he couldn't get away. Joseph Conrad
get-away wanted company
Whenever he was in company he wanted to get away, and whenever he was alone he wanted company. J. K. Rowling
get-away muddy convinced
When I started workin' with Muddy. That convinced me that I could get away with doin' the blues. Johnny Winter
poke privileges worlds
For me, one of the privileges of being a writer is to poke your nose around and learn about worlds you don't know. Gavid Hood
poker price stay
The price of poker will go up. We can not stay in the place where we are now.
poke
I thought I had him with the poke check. But he got me 5-hole.
poker twice
I used to play real poker at least twice a week.
pokemon made worst
I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever. Ian Hislop
poked process satisfy skeptical time
By the time the process is over, she will have been ... poked and prodded enough to satisfy even the most skeptical mind. John Cornyn
poker
It's a computer. It's not a poker machine.