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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
gardening green listening means shower
Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans. Marcelene Cox
gardening love
I still love farming and gardening and things like that in the summertime. Blake Shelton
gardening television chef
Do we really require so many gardening programmes, makeover programmes or celebrity chefs? David Attenborough
gardening smelly therapeutic
Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things. Clive Anderson
gardening painting
Apart from painting and gardening, I'm not good at anything. Claude Monet
gardening hopefully longing sitting
I am so longing to be domestic,, cooking stew, gardening, hopefully having some children, painting, sitting still in one place. Eve Best
gardening guys standing troops
There are 1,400 troops here. It's so crazy. I got guys saluting me, and I'm standing here in my big old gardening hat,
gardening handed original refuge tales trouble wildlife
THAT'S THE trouble with wildlife gardening. For so long it's been a refuge for anecdote and old wives' tales that get handed down and trotted out. No-one's had anything original to say about wildlife gardening for years. Ken Thompson
gardening gloves dirt
Gardening gloves are for sissies. I always have dirt under my nails. Hilarie Burton
always-learning
I hope I'm always learning something. Kate Winslet
always-learning
I am always learning. Michelangelo