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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
leaves terrorists
He can fight terrorists overseas, but he leaves our borders so they can come in here and do their thing. Tom Tancredo
leaves pleased puts sour taste
We are not pleased with the outcome, it leaves a real sour taste in our mouths. But it puts things in perspective. Josh Blaisdell
leaves time time-and-time-management work
There is a time for work and a time for love. That leaves no other time. Coco Chanel
leaves life messed point
Very often at the end of 'The Sopranos' you get the feeling that its not under control, you should be very worried, and life is kind of really, really messed up at lot of times. It leaves you feeling very disconcerted. That was kind of the point of it. Terence Winter
leaves
Every story takes its toll on me and leaves an impression on me. Lynsey Addario
leaves likely mostly
Celery leaves are an underused ingredient, most likely because supermarkets sell mostly leafless stalks. Yotam Ottolenghi
leaves suspicious
I'm a little suspicious of the great, overarching view. It always leaves something out. Tracy Kidder
leaves legacy strong
He leaves a strong legacy for the country. Steve Clarke
leaves
I have never connected with 'Gone With the Wind.' 'Lawrence of Arabia' leaves me cold. Stephen Hunter