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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
thrill feminine submission
The thrill of terror is passive, masochistic, and implicitly feminine. It is imaginative submission to overwhelming superior force. Camille Paglia
thrilled vote won
thrilled if I won by one vote or more. Michael R. Bloomberg
thriller
The first thriller ever? It was probably one from 1697. It was called 'Little Red Riding Hood.' Ashwin Sanghi
thrilled
She's not real thrilled about me being away so long, but she's very understanding.
thrill finals pity
Pity the poor millionaire. He'll never know the thrill of paying that final installment. Ann Landers
thrilled
We had no idea it was still there. We were thrilled to find it.
thrilled vindicated
Ms. Rowling is thrilled to have been vindicated so clearly,
thrilled
I am thrilled with the results. I am thrilled he is going home.
thrilled
I am thrilled for her. It's her dream.