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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
golden living-my-life live-and-let-live
I just live and let live and live my life pretty much according to the Golden Rule. And it turns out well for me. Dean Cain
golden globes emmys
I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will. Denis Leary
golden action figures
When it comes down to it, I'd rather have an action figure than a Golden Globe, Chadwick Boseman
golden firsts hours
Invest the first hour of the day, the 'Golden Hour,' in yourself. Brian Tracy
golden good looking
My golden rules for looking good are to moisturise to ridiculousness with a really rich moisturiser. And I always take my make-up off before going to bed. Twiggy
golden widows married
Apuleius married a rich widow, then wrote _The Golden Ass_. Edward Abbey
golden row second tom year
Second year in a row -- what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'm the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes. Jim Carrey
golden insurance medicare retire spend turn
I will never turn Medicare into a voucher. No American should ever have to spend their golden years at the mercy of insurance companies. They should retire with the care and dignity they have earned. Barack Obama
golden opportunity strategy
This strategy makes a lot of sense for us. There's a golden opportunity for us in DVD. Chris Castro