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match sweat until wait
We started out a little slow, a little sluggish. I think it was because the refs weren't on time. We warmed up and got the sweat and everything going in the anticipation of the match only to have to wait another half-hour until kickoff. D. James
matches slow tough
We started off slow with some tough matches in the first round. We got better as we went.
match
We were a match away from making it look a little more respectable.
matches reason repeat
We've always said part of the reason for the repeat matches is for television.
match
We're going to take it one match at a time.
match
When we got done with that match I said he's a top-10 player, Andre Agassi
match nerves
Usually, for me, when I get through that first match the nerves go away and I can get into a groove.
match whoever
We're in the same boat. I think we match up with them pretty well. It's going to come down to whoever executes the best.
matched night playing
We're really excited. We wanted to keep playing at night and we matched our goal.