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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
pages three reason
If a scene is longer than three pages, it better be for a good reason. Alan Ball
pages social results
[O]ne could translate the 555 pages of The Social System into about 150 pages of straightforward English. The result would not be very impressive. C. Wright Mills
pages passports extras
I travel a lot. A lot, a lot. I don't have a single passport that doesn't have extra pages on it. Bo Derek
pages addresses computer
I went to a website the other day and right at the top of the page it showed me my ip address. It was the most disturbing moment I have ever experienced. This website even told me what internet browser I was using, and what day it was. Computers can do anything. Edward Snowden
pages murder made
Another murder I committed made the front page. Eazy-E
pages way celebrate
As I continued through Cicero's pages, I found much more material celebrating my way of life ... Charlie Munger
pages percent total web
There are only 100-million Web pages right now in Arabic, and that's nothing. It's only 0.2 percent of the total worldwide. Hermann Havermann
pages baltimore sun
I don't pay any attention to what the 'Baltimore Sun' editorial page says about anything. Bob Ehrlich
pages cinema finished
The page has turned. Cinema is finished for me. Brigitte Bardot
scripts bigs payday
Show me a bad script and I will show you a big payday. Al Pacino
scripts mum
My mum reads every script before I go for it. Chloe Grace Moretz
scripts sound should
I've always sensed what a script should sound like - even before the movie's been made David Puttnam
scripts several worked
I went to film school, worked as an assistant, and wrote several scripts that haven't gotten made. Lauren Miller
scripts
I don't have a stack of scripts. Bob Newhart
scripts visual-effects visuals
After I script the movie, I have to storyboard it out, I have to budget it, and I have to understand if I can afford all those visual effects or not. David Twohy
scripts pages hard
It's hard to find scripts that know what they are from page one to page 115. David Duchovny
scripts not-interested english-speaking
I've received some English-speaking scripts, but I was not interested in them. Audrey Tautou
scripts pick-me picks
I've been fortunate. I don't pick scripts. Scripts pick me. Denzel Washington