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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
tiny shut-up please
Leave him alone!" Debbie shouted. "Shut up, please, or I'll kill you," Mr Tiny replied. Darren Shan
tiny problem trouble
My problem is that I don't paint ambitiously. It's all catch and release - just tiny fish that aren't really worth the trouble to clean and cook. Bill Watterson
tiny feels stills
When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it. Ben Schwartz
tin-cans blue sitting
For here, I'm sitting in a tin can, far above the world. Planet earth is blue, and there is nothing I can do. David Bowie
tina turner
She's another Tina Turner is what I see, Ruth Brown
tinkering
Yeah, some of my college friends and I have been tinkering around for years, you know, just for fun. Eric Roberts
tiny realistic plastic
I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious. Amy Lee
tiny worked
I worked in IT for about three years for a tiny firm with ten other people. Allison Tolman
tiny four want
I've been tiny since I was four, and I eat whatever I want. Alessandra Ambrosio
roles guru shows
The role of the Guru is to show the person that he already has what he is looking for. Alan Watts
roles mayors convinced
I am convinced that your Mayor must take the leadership role in education too. Alan Autry
roles
You go up for hundreds, thousands of roles, and you get told no, no, no, so many times. Chloe Grace Moretz
roles
I choose my roles carefully. Catherine Deneuve
roles
I take away something from every role. Cary Elwes
roles life-is stills
I take away something from every role. I'm still learning and that's what life is about.
roles money-in-politics wells
Well, the role of money in politics is pretty corrupting right now. Caroline Kennedy
roles remains ifs
If anything remains more or less unchanged, it will be the role of women. David Riesman
roles landing surprising
Landing the role of Stephen Hawking was the most positively surprising thing that has happened to me. Benedict Cumberbatch