![I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say, "How hard do I hit it?" He'd tell me and I'd swing. The guys who come down here once a year and try to get smart with Mr. Jones' course are the dumb ones.](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-never-had-any-thought-the-whole-week-i-figured-my-caddie-jerry-beard-knew-th.jpg)
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