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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
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plays puck results start
We want to play them in their end and always have the puck and start making plays in their zone. When we're successful, we get results like this. Patrick Marleau
plays season trying
When it comes down to it, everyone is just trying to get their plays and get to the season healthy. I don't think it'll be anything too crazy. Wayne Chrebet
plays run
We're going to run some decoys for him. We're not going to run plays for him. Chauncey Billups
plays
Vaughan now plays more on the crease than he did, David Gower
plays
Make one or two more plays than they do. Karl Dorrell
plays youngest
I'm the youngest of three sisters. We were always performing plays for each other.
plays
Oh, come off it, I've only directed three plays for the RSC. Edward Hall
plays ready touched worried
We had backups ready to go. We charted his plays to see how many times he touched the ball, worried about overusing him. Jeff Banks
plays shady
Shady in Latin, said Lindsay, but topping in Plays and Aldrich. Arthur Clough