![[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in the presence of the Queen:] My Lord, I had forgot the fart.](/assets/img/quote-photos/to-edward-de-vere-earl-of-oxford-on-his-return-from-self-imposed-exile-occasi.jpg)
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All other swindlers upon earth are nothing to the self-swindlers, and with such pretences did I cheat myself. Surely a curious thing. That I should innocently take a bad half-crown of somebody else's manufacture, is reasonable enough; but that I should knowingly reckon the spurious coin of my own make, as good money! Charles Dickens
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I was a modest, good-humored boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable. Max Beerbohm
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Oxford lends sweetness to labour and dignity to leisure. Henry James