Related Quotes
funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
rules-and-regulations want helping
If there are rules and regulations, I can't help it, I want to break them. Ayumi Hamasaki
rules
With the new rules, we think we can do that. Joe Sakic
ruled
Vaughan is ruled out. He is going home. Andrew Walpole
rules saying simply stick
We're simply saying we need to stick to the rules that we've all outlined.
rule
She said the first rule is to be myself. Rachael Ray
rules sit
Sit around and wait. At least it's the same rules for everybody.
ruled
Let me be very clear: We have not made any such decision, and nothing yet has been ruled out,
rule shares turkey
Turkey shares Europe's fundamental values of democracy and the rule of law. Ali Babacan
rule submit willingly
Will it please you to answer me this and to give me a rule for then I will willingly submit to any truth. Anne Hutchinson