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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
girls lose outcome rather tend
The outcome may not have been the best, but our girls tend to think it's better to lose by 30, rather than to lose by one. Bruce Marthaller
girls
There are certainly a billion, ker-trillion girls out there more attractive than I am. Marcia Gay Harden
girls jelly life shoes understand
I really don't understand jelly shoes - those see-through, glittery, sandal-type things that girls wear. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why they were ever popular. Hayley Orrantia
girls last nervous playing rather relax thinking win
We have to go out now and win our last two games. I think our girls are playing a little nervous the last two games. We just have to go out and relax and play basketball. We're thinking too much rather than just playing. Ron Reichle
girls punishment running school season watching worked worse
We were at our own school and watching all these other girls play for something that we had worked all season long for. That was a worse punishment than any kind of running or conditioning. Lauren Pittman
girls knew step stop
We were too one-dimensional. They knew to stop Karen and Katie, and they got their points, but the other girls need to step up. John Franceschi
girls half life models
There are so many beautiful girls who aren't photogenic. In real life, half the models you see look really hideous. Lisanne Falk
girls midway season starting work
We're midway through the season now and I think the girls are starting to progress. We've got a lot more work to do, but I think that we're going in the right direction. Dave Hohenthal
girls minimize number post throw
We're going to throw a number of girls on her. You have to post up on the elbow, not down on the block. If we can minimize her and their 3-point shooters, we have shot. Mike Turnan
halloween people asking
I attributed their behavior to the fact that they didn't have a TV, but television didn't teach you everything. Asking for candy on Halloween was called trick-or-treating, but asking for candy on November first was called begging, and it made people uncomfortable. This was one of the things you were supposed to learn simply by being alive, and it angered me that the Tomkeys did not understand it. David Sedaris
halloween school white
I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat. Dave Barry
halloween hero doors
So when I open the door on Halloween, I am confronted by three or four imaginary heroes, such as G.I. Joe, Conan the Barbarian and Oliver North, who would look very terrifying except that they are three feet tall and facing in random directions. They stand there silently for several seconds before an adult voice hisses from the darkness behind them: "Say 'Trick or treat! Dave Barry
halloween wicked thumbs
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. William Shakespeare
halloween frozen world
Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being dished up to the world as American popular music today? Billy Joel
halloween party born
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. Eddie Kaye Thomas
halloween dressing-up costumes
I love Halloween and dressing up. I usually have at least three costumes. Audrina Patridge
halloween stupid holiday
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the 'spirits' of things. A few years back, my wife was frustrated with the same old stupid sound effects tape we would play, which ends with the theme from 'Ghostbusters' and 'Monster Mash'. I told her that Halloween is way too cool a holiday to suffer through this every year. Dee Snider
halloween house scary
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. Dee Snider
weekend alive boring
Spending a weekend with Hitler would have been boring in the extreme, although you would have had a greater certainty in coming back alive. Alan Bullock
weekend winning practice
I always work the same way, starting from the beginning of the weekend, so I know at the beginning of the race, from all that I have analysed during the practice, whether I will win the race or not. Alain Prost
weekend cities california
I live in one of the coastal cities in Southern California, and every so often I like to take a walk down the boardwalk in Venice during the weekends when it is abuzz with lively activity. Al Seckel
week blur five
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. David Sedaris
weekend people germs
..she took pictures of germs, viruses, and people reacting to germs and viruses. On weekends, for extra money, she photographed weddings, which really wasn't that much of a stretch David Sedaris
weekend climbing safety
I am still feeling my calf strain, so I have been unable to train this week. I will again have to sit out the weekend action, but the lads are climbing ever higher to safety. David Ginola
weekend car sailing
Here in Miami, on weekends, amusement-seekers will come to the marina, set up folding chairs, and spend a highly entertaining day watching boat owners perform comical maneuvers such as forgetting to set their parking brakes and having their cars roll down the ramp and disappear, burbling gaily, below the surface. Dave Barry
week five
You'll never see me working five days a week again. Bryant Gumbel
weekend special radio
The music I was always attracted to and the shows I was really into like, you know, those weekend Don Kirshner shows, "Midnight Special," those shows, I remember watching those and the music was just on; it was the greatest radio stations. Bobby Cannavale
wonderful hypothetical
Now everything is wonderful and hazardous and nothing's hypothetical. Alan Moore
wonderful scientist interest
I'm in this wonderful position where I can do what interests me. And whatever comes along that interests me, I do. The rest of the time I bother scientists about communicating. Alan Alda
won worry
We've won here now so we don't have to worry about the 15-year thing. E. B. White
wonder-love two people
Each of us has been designed for one of two immortal functions, as either a storyteller or as a cross-legged listener to tales of wonder, love, and daring. When we cease to tell or listen, then we no longer exist as a people. Bryce Courtenay
wonder ifs
And it's the wonders I'm after, even if I have to bleed for them. Catherynne M. Valente
wonderful used many-friends
It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like. Casey Stengel
won
We started off very slow. We had to refocus and get back to the things that won the first set for us. Jeff Murphy
wonderful cheeky
Don't let them get you down. Be cheeky. And wild. And wonderful. Astrid Lindgren
wonderful
When or if answers are found, you can be assured those answers will lead to more questions. Is the troubling or wonderful? It depends on your view of your place in nature, your place among the stars; I suppose. Bill Nye