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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
modern-life plumber ifs
If I had it [life] to do all over again, I'd have been a plumber. Albert Einstein
modern-life way faces
Let's face it, though, anything that's apt to happen to an appliance like a blender isn't covered by the warranty anyway, so I never send them in. If it breaks, I'll buy a new one. That's the American way. Andy Rooney
modern-life may chiefs
It is a sobering thought that Gomer Pyle and the Beverly Hillbillies may be among our chief interstellar emissaries. Kurt Vonnegut
modern-life generations trouble
The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough. James Thurber
modern-life safe predictions
This is my prediction for the future: Whatever hasn't happened will happen, and no one will be safe from it. John B. S. Haldane
modern-life architecture modern
The only thing wrong with architecture is architects. Frank Lloyd Wright
modern-life looks purpose
When Columbus took off, the purpose was to improve trade relations with China. That problem has not been solved to this very day, but just look at the by-products. Edward Teller
modern-life natural chemicals
Modern life would not be possible if it were not for chemicals, nor would modern natural gas production. Aubrey McClendon
modern-life primates peasants
The townspeople are morons, yokels, peasants and genus homo boobiensis...surrounded by gaping primates from the upland vallies. H. L. Mencken
boring comfortable
I'm not comfortable with just me, me, me. That's boring. Chita Rivera
boring prefer proust time
To me, the idea of living this lifestyle is so boring that I would prefer to read Marcel Proust the whole time during a tour. Laurent Brancowitz
boring drink depravity
Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink. Audrey Hepburn
boring fine vulgar
Being vulgar is fine, but oh please just don't be boring. Diana Vreeland
boring habit good-habits
Don't let any of your good habits get boring. Diane von Furstenberg
boring
As boring as it sounds, I don't feel any different than I did before the 'House of Night.' Kristin Cast
boring life
Life would be very boring if friends always agreed. Jack Straw
boring character life
Life will never be boring for my character and her husband. Jennifer Hewitt
boring fresh less life peaches
Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it Thomas Walker