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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
ems killing treats
If somebody mistreats you, treat ?em good. That kills ?em. Bobby Bowden
ems beats ifs
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death! Charles M. Schulz
ems rockets ships
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Bill Watterson
ems dies
Let' em learn or let' em die Charles Bukowski
ems break
I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em. Carson Kressley
ems burning rolling
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! Colin Mochrie
ems cookies watches
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em. Dolly Parton
ems made jokes
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
ems fairness vengeance
What the vengeance, could he not speak 'em fair? William Shakespeare
why-not way helping
Why not help one another on the way..makes it much easier Bob Marley
why-not telling-the-truth stealing
If there is no God, why bother to tell the truth? Why not steal? Ben Stein
why-not prison graves
When one is already on the edge of the grave, why not resist? Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
why-not helping ifs
If someone asked you, why not help him out?
why-not firm
I thought, while they're up and firm, why not shoot them once or twice. Jamie Lee Curtis
why-not instant
Things can change in an instant, so why not live truthfully? Jason Collins
why-not shows ifs
Why not show off if you've got something to show? January Jones
why-not feels all-things
You can feel all things at once, so why not wear all things at once? Janis Joplin
why-not process
Why not do as much as you can, and learn as much as you can about each process? Cam Gigandet