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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
cages rage vendetta
Love your rage, not your cage. Alan Moore
cages lions caged
The Gospel is like a caged lion; you don't have to defend it - just let it out of the cage. Charles Spurgeon
cages restriction results
Complaint is often the result of an insufficient ability to live within the obvious restrictions of this god damned cage. Charles Bukowski
cages nostalgia sometimes
Sometimes nostalgia is a cage. Andre Benjamin
cages eowyn said
What do you fear, lady?' he asked. 'A cage,' she said. J. R. R. Tolkien
cages emerging loses
On his eighteenth day in the tiger cage, Robert Stoney began to lose hope of emerging unscathed. Greg Egan
cages spirit holy
Let yourselves be led by the Holy Spirit, with freedom and, please, do not cage the Holy Spirit Pope Francis
cages possums
You can't put this possum in a cage George Jones
cages want beast
Ok you want me up in a cage, then I'll come out in beast mode. Lil Wayne