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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
treats new-yorkers reporters
I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter. David Sedaris
treaties
I have read some of [the Lisbon Treaty] but not all of it. Caroline Flint
treats decent humans
The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless. Bill O'Reilly
treat-me-right treats ifs
I treat everyone just like I would myself. If you treat me right, I'll treat you right. Charles Manson
treats waiter persons
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person. Austin Butler
treats persons ifs
One person ought to treat another person properly, even if the person's himself. Diana Wynne Jones
treated
Working with Madonna, she always told me the meaning behind the steps and why I was doing these steps - she treated us like actors. So I feel like I've always been an actor, truly. Sofia Boutella
treat
We treat our 3PLs the same way we do our own staff; that has a lot to do with our success.
treated
She was treated no differently than any other individual.