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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
my-friends i-can
I can be maternal with my friends. Audrey Tautou
my-friends
I'm only confrontational with my friends. Chuck Palahniuk
my-friends
Alexander Gustafsson was never my friend Dana White
my-friends ifs
My friends, God is necessary for me if only because he is the one being who can be loved eternally. Fyodor Dostoevsky
my-friends hard
Being off the road is one of the greatest things ever. It's hard for me to be around my friends who are on the road. Kevin Drew
my-friends
I've laid my friends bare. J. K. Rowling
my-friends
Because you're my friend, wingnut. John Green
my-friends
I was always pretty funny with my friends. Kenan Thompson
my-friends what-you-love
You'll find, my friend, that what you love will take you places you never dreamed you'd go. Tony Kushner