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absurd aware room
When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. Robin McLeavy
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Einstein was a great advocate of the notion that good ideas look absurd at the beginning. Camus expressed a similar view. Michael Leunig
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unless the federal government adopts New Orleans as its ward and pays all its bills for the next 20 years--an unlikely to absurd proposition--the place won't be rebuilt. Dennis Hastert
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I think we get stuck in routines so easily that when an absurd moment in life seems to be there for no reason, it wakes you up out of your everyday pattern. You pull back and look at life a little bit wider because of that one weird thing you weren't expecting. Kurt Braunohler
absurdity came joke life lives order smell
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my life?' I started to think about why I was a comedian, and then I came up with a reason for existence, which is: inserting absurdity or stupidity into strangers' lives in order to make the world a better place.
absurd good job
I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense. 'Monty Python' does a good job of it; 'Bugs Bunny,' too. Reggie Watts
absurd anne grew jane loving
Like everyone else, I grew up loving the Anne books, but L.M. Montgomery is so much more. Like Jane Austen, she has an eye for the absurd and a gift for the 'mot juste.' Lauren Willig
absurd cartoonist clown comic outside seems sort
It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It's not going to end well. Stephan Pastis
absurd business characters feature half identify japanese mad point related role scripts sent
About half the scripts sent to me feature characters I just can't identify with, particularly one-dimensional businessmen or, if it's a comedy, some absurd 10-year-old Japanese stereotype, some role related to IT or business... There's no point in getting mad about it; it's just the way things are. Ken Watanabe
acquiring assist becoming valuable
I am true to my own race. I wish to see all done that can be done for their encouragement, to assist them in acquiring property, in becoming intelligent, enlightened, useful, valuable citizens. Hiram Rhodes Revels
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With the new tools included in the Vision 8 Development Module, NI has released one of the industry's most comprehensive software packages for acquiring and processing images. The collection of tools includes drivers for IEEE 1394 cameras, world-class algorithms and easy-to-use software, all at an affordable price point, making it well-suited for end users and machine builders wanting to improve their system efficiencies and quality control.
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We're excited because acquiring UMT will help us meet customers' needs for deep portfolio management capabilities. By combining our software and expertise, we'll also create a new range of solution development opportunities for customers and partners. Steve Ballmer
acquiring business represents step
Acquiring Sunseeker deepens Wanda's international influence and represents an important step forward for the development of the business. Wang Jianlin
acquiring agenda diet dole educating food interests major nutrition proper public since
Since acquiring major interests in Dole Food Company 28 years ago, educating the public on proper diet has constituted the agenda of the Dole Nutrition Institute. David H. Murdock
acquiring aggressive known
She has been known to take the aggressive stance, instilling in everyone that they should only be acquiring established and well-documented objects.
acquiring began company good great maybe performing prospects since stock
Since we began acquiring stock we always thought this was a very good company with great prospects that maybe was not performing up to its potential.
acquiring disney espn increases price
Mitigating the price increases of ESPN is not something Comcast has to do by acquiring Disney now. It's now something that's just happening,
acquiring continues discussion investment keeping ownership productive purpose pursue team today
Mr. Kushner had a very productive discussion today with Nets ownership and with the investment bankers, and he continues to aggressively pursue acquiring the team with the purpose of keeping them in New Jersey.
advice finals actors
I have a final word of advice to our students. If you work very, very hard, this is the kind of actor, writer and director you may turn out to be, and if you work extra hard, this is the kind of person you may turn out to be. Alan Alda
advice looks higher-education
There's always a miasma of misinformation emerging from the higher education sector as to which are the 'best' courses to take. My advice would always be to ignore the perceived wisdom and look for the most reliable evidence on the ground. David Puttnam
advice partners katie
all the advice you ever gave your partner is for you to hear Byron Katie
advice power-of-one donkey
Never take advice from a donkey. Bryce Courtenay
advice lines want
If you want to be an actor, my advice is to learn your lines and don't bump into the other actors. Cary Grant
advice ask bound business deal dish great learn small viewers wondering
There are bound to be viewers wondering how she can dish out advice, ... But I think she is very ballsy and will come back. You learn very little from success, but you learn a great deal from failure. If I had a small business and wanted some advice, I would ask Rachel.
advice advise calling care cell emergency phone regular road service strongly stuff sure taken tend
We strongly advise everyone to make sure they have a well-charged cell phone when they evacuate. But you should make sure that all the regular maintenance, all the stuff you tend to put off, is taken care of. You don't want to be calling for emergency road service during an evacuation because of a tire.
advice good ready start stressed
We stressed getting off to a good start and being ready to go, but my advice didn't go very far. Jamie Dixon
advice outsider position takes
We're in a position where we have some advice to give. We're not counselors. We do a lot of advising. Sometimes, it takes an outsider to say, 'No.
anyone asking coach point push shove sit talk
We want them to sit down and talk to coach McDermott before we get to the point of anyone asking for a release. If push comes to shove - we're not ogres here.
anyone build country east step taking time
We want to show that we can play with anyone in the east and in the country. We're taking it one step at a time so that we can build the program.
anyone badly
We want to see it done as badly as anyone else.
anyone contact
We want to see if he had contact with anyone else. Pat Barry
anyone matter pads protected
If you talk to anyone who's done a stair fall, there's not one stair fall, no matter how many pads you have on or how protected you are, where you don't hurt something really bad. Lucas Till
anyone bring disagree
I don't think anyone would disagree with this: You are self-directed in daytime, and that's it. So come with it, and bring it on the first take. Lorraine Toussaint
anyone government republican role room values wants
There's room in the Republican Party for anyone who wants to be a part of the values that we espouse when it comes to the role of government, free enterprise, free markets. Michael Steele
anyone dutiful films hairstyle learnt lessons meant provide seeing solely
Films are meant solely to provide entertainment. There are no lessons to be learnt and and inferences to be drawn. Has anyone become dutiful and law abiding after seeing a film that espouses these very virtues? Films can do no more than influence fashion, decor, and hairstyle trends.
anyone doubt hoping id issues man name running straw talking team trying
The other team is trying to set up a straw man with Tim, but I doubt anyone here is going to be running around talking about Dr. Dobson, and his name ID is higher. I'm hoping we can talk about the issues and not have this dueling. Sean Duffy
careers chinese connected
I had always thought that I would do something that was connected to music as a career, or possibly Chinese, which was my major. Charles Soule
care safe danger
The Providence of God is the great protector of our life and usefulness, and under the divine care we are perfectly safe from danger. Charles Spurgeon
careers might brilliant
Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here. Alan Rickman
careers long way
In many ways, my entire graphic novel career was a long diversion. Originally, all I wanted to do was to be an underground cartoonist and maybe bring out a groovy underground mag. Alan Moore
careers long people
During a long career in TV broadcasting, I spent a lot of time contributing to other people's creations. Alan Bradley
careers vision acting
Forget the career, do the work. If you feel what you are doing is on line and you're going someplace and you have a vision and you stay with it, eventually things will happen. Al Pacino
careers laughing three
Al and Tommy and I sharing the biggest laugh because it was predicted by everything we did in the first three or four records in my career. It was predicted in the grooves that we would be here sometime later on down the road. Al Jarreau
care may god-knows
Whatever may befall us, God knows and cares as no one else can. Aiden Wilson Tozer
career choose exposure females
We want them to have exposure to females who have a career and a family. We want to let them know that you don't have to choose one or the other. Linda Gray
comments likely move next suggesting
What we're likely to get is no move but all the comments suggesting that there will be a move next month. Adam Cole
comments domestic economy employment fed interest next rates reaction report tomorrow whacked
We got whacked on the Fed comments (Wednesday), but that reaction doesn't make sense, ... Don't you think if the Fed is hinting that interest rates will go up sooner, that suggests the economy is doing well? I think the comments bode well for the GDP (gross domestic product) report tomorrow and next week's monthly employment report. Robert Long
comments effect likely limited unless
Unless he should say something really out of the ordinary, which is unlikely, I think his comments will likely have a limited effect on stocks,
comments policy president send taiwan useful wake wrong
We're issuing this in the wake of some comments by President Chen in Taiwan that we don't want to be inflammatory or send the wrong signal, so we thought it useful to reiterate US policy on the subject.
comments love people
Just as many people that love me, hate me, too. I get really mean, mean, mean, mean comments on Twitter, and it just comes with the territory. Keke Palmer
comments love regret stuck thinks time trap youtube
You can get stuck in the trap of reading your YouTube comments all the time. Sometimes I regret it. Not everyone is going to love you. And for some reason, stand-up has this thing where everyone thinks they can do it. So everyone thinks they're an expert. Kumail Nanjiani
comments home tv watch yelling
Let's be honest: we all watch the show at home and play 'armchair' 'Survivor,' inserting our opinions, comments and yelling at the TV screen. Jenna Morasca
comments easier share somebody tend throw
I tend to be very private. It's easier for me. When you're acting, you're very susceptible to comments that somebody makes, so if they know something is going to happen on the show, and they say something, it can actually throw you off. So I tend to not share things with anybody. Tom Noonan
comments dollar focus further remains stance views
Olson's comments reaffirmed our views on the Fed's stance for further interest-rate hikes. The Fed's focus is on inflation. The dollar remains strong.
cruise everybody grew lines money offered offers packaging selling simply value
We grew because we offered more for your money. Today, everyone offers that, from cruise lines to casinos. ... Everybody is selling value for the money and packaging it with convenience. It's got to be more than simply price.
cruise felt game last next though work
We felt like even though we were down, the game was still ours. Even down to the last shot, we thought we'd cruise into the next round. Unfortunately, things didn't work out that way.
cruise dangerous enter last lost portion realm spacecraft starting
We are getting into the dangerous portion of the mission. The cruise has not been easy, but now we are starting to enter into the realm where we have lost two spacecraft in the last 15 years.
cruise office saving
She plopped it into my office and said she'd been saving for a cruise but there is no way she could go after all this,
cruises mike says taken
Mike says he's taken more cruises with me than he has with his wife. Which is true.
cruise people several ships
Several ships have (the outbreaks), but it's not a cruise ship problem. It's a people problem.
cruise
If I can stand up when I'm 80, I'll be happy to cruise around on a skateboard. If I feel like my skills are fading, I just won't do it publicly. Tony Hawk
cruise
I was scheduled to go on a cruise in January.
cruise exactly good great hoping knowing maybe particular people project scripts tom turn wonderful
I don't think any actor has the luxury of knowing exactly what scripts are going to turn out well and what ones aren't. It would be wonderful to have that particular skill, and maybe people like Tom Cruise have it more than most, but you go into each project hoping that a good, if not great, film will come out the other end. Jonny Lee Miller
health disease vices
No company is preferable to bad. We are more apt to catch the vices of others than virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health. Charles Caleb Colton
health men poverty
The poorest man would not part with health for money, but the richest would gladly part with all their money for health.
healthy feet-and-walking trekking
Walk and be Happy, Walk and be Healthy... Charles Dickens
health eye noses
I am at the moment deaf in the ears, hoarse in the throat, red in the nose, green in the gills, damp in the eyes, twitchy in the joints and fractious in temper from a most intolerable and oppressive cold.
health law wellness
Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws. Charles Simmons
health years dollars
They said it was impossible to touch the third rail of politics, to take on public-sector unions and to reform a pension and health benefits system that was headed to bankruptcy. But with bipartisan leadership, we saved taxpayers $132 billion dollars over 30 years and saved retirees their pensions. We did it. Chris Christie
healthy mind allergies
We must pay greater attention to keeping our bodies and minds healthy and able to heal. Yet we are making it difficult for our defences to work. We allow things to be sold that should not be called food. Many have no nutritive value and lead to obesity, salt imbalance, and allergies. David Suzuki
health mind needs
Mind changes, and as a result, the world changes. A clear mind heals everything that needs to be healed.
healthy feels great-things
The great thing about life - I'd rather not know and just hope I'm happy and healthy and I feel as good about my life as I do now. Camilla Belle
hope balance heirs
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and Experience is his banker; but his drafts are seldom honoured, since there is often a heavy balance against him, because he draws largely on a small capital, is not yet in possession, and if he were, would die.
hope expectations heirs
Hope is a prodigal young heir, and experience is his banker.
hope heart lovely
There are hopes, the bloom of whose beauty would be spoiled by the trammels of description; too lovely, too delicate, too sacred for words, they should only be known through the sympathy of hearts.
hopes-and-fears seasons
Hope and fear cannot alter the seasons Chogyam Trungpa
hope courage giving-up
God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless. Chester W. Nimitz
hope soul faster
Once you lost all hope, time began to go faster and the senseless days deadened your soul. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
hopefully last strong struggled weekend
We struggled last weekend at Jacksonville. Hopefully this will jump-start us to have a strong end of the season. Chris Johnson
hope minutes run
Where is he? It's his first day, and he's already 20 minutes late. I hope someone is going to make him run laps.
hope
I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope. Maria Bamford
life strong truth
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth.
life saying-goodbye expectations
Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.
life autism world
This is a world of action, and not moping and droning in.
life moral existence
Let us be moral. Let us contemplate existence.
life littles
Do all the good you can and make as little fuss about it as possible.
life people astonishing
It is astonishing how much more people are interested in lengthening life than improving it.
life soul prison
Life is the jailer of the soul in this filthy prison, and its only deliverer is death.
life happiness dark
Much too oft we make life gloomy-- When happy we might be, If we gathered more of sunshine, And not dark shadows see.
life distance journey
Evils in the journey of life are like the hills which alarm travelers upon their road; they both appear great at a distance, but when we approach them we find that they are far less insurmountable than we had conceived.
medical reason wake
We want to see him wake up. There is a medical reason (for the coma). We don't know what it is.
medical policy profession quite reason required san social steps whenever
Whenever the medical profession steps into these social policy issues, things get really complicated in a hurry. Quite frankly, that's the reason San Quentin has never required medical professions to be involved.
medical prove
With the medical evidence, we could prove that was not the case.
medical memorize school
All of the details that most of us memorize in medical school - you don't have to learn those things. They're going to be in your computer. Leroy Hood
medical
We know Africa does not have the same medical treatments as we do. Kevin McCarthy
medical people spoke
When I was a medical student in the 1950s, we practically never spoke about Alzheimer's disease. And why is that so? And that is because people didn't live long enough to have Alzheimer's disease. Eric Kandel
medical past patients situation sooner
Sir, I know that you know the situation is past critical. The sooner we can get the medical patients out, the sooner we can get them out.
medical feels discussion
I don't feel one's personal medical condition is everybody's business. It just isn't something you advertise, and it's not open to discussion. Aretha Franklin
medical-bills sick care
I got sick, hospitalized, had no insurance. And the money I had saved for our honeymoon went to pay medical bills. So I had been in the position of not having insurance when I needed health care. Dick Cheney
prayer excuse good-work
God will excuse our prayers for ourselves whenever we are prevented from them by being occupied in such good works as to entitle us to the prayers of others.
prayer hypocrisy time-flies
Prayer is good; but when used as a substitute for obedience, it is nothing but a blatant hypocrisy... Don't hedge! Time flies! ... Enlist! Charles Studd
prayer two people
[Prayer] is the link between God's inexhaustible resources and people’s needs...God is the source of power, but we are the instrument He uses to link the two together. Charles Stanley
prayer talking want
Often times God wants us to sit before Him in quietness. He doesn't want us to do all the talking. As Is. 30:15 says "In quiet and confidence will be your strength."
prayer voice avalanches
God's voice is still and quiet and easily buried under an avalanche of clamour.
prayer want arms
He wants you all to Himself to put His loving, divine arms around you.
prayer essence meditation
The essence of meditation is a period of time set aside to contemplate the Lord, listen to Him, and allow Him to permeate our spirits.
prayer heart people
To have God speak to the heart is a majestic experience, an experience that people may miss if they monopolize the conversation and never pause to hear God's responses.
prayer personality moments
Since God knows our future, our personalities, and our capacity to listen, He isn't ever going to say more to us than we can deal with at the moment.
precious-things fragile
Confidence is such a fragile and precious thing. David Duval
precious-stones elements time-management
Time is the most precious element of human existence. Denis Waitley
precious-things
Friendship is a precious thing, Sayuri. One mustn't throw it away. Arthur Golden
precious worked
She worked backstage, and she was so precious to all of us. This is my first show without Pat.
precious-stones light genius
Genius is to other gifts what the carbuncle is to the precious stones. It sends forth its own light, whereas other stones only reflect borrowed light. Arthur Schopenhauer
precious-jewels may mud
Our true nature is like a precious jewel: although it may be temporarily buried in mud, it remains completely brilliant and unaffected. We simply have to uncover it. Pema Chodron
precious ring
My Precious - Gollum and the One Ring
precious
Live each day as if it's a precious Gift, because it is.
precious sad time unless
Unless you have a real sense of precious things under threat, there would be nothing sad about time being limited. Kazuo Ishiguro
reevaluate
On occasion, I hear a rearrangement of a song that really makes me reevaluate it in a way. Todd Rundgren
risk superstitions currents
No worthwhile life can be lived without risks, despite current American superstitions to the contrary... Alan Watts
risk may banking
Indeed, better risk management may be the only truly necessary element of success in banking. Alan Greenspan
risk aftermath economy
History has not dealt kindly with the aftermath of protracted periods of low risk premiums.
risk debt aftermath
Any onset of increased investor caution elevates risk premiums and, as a consequence, lowers asset values and promotes the liquidation of the debt that supported higher asset prices, ... This is the reason that history has not dealt kindly with the aftermath of protracted periods of low risk premiums.
risk acting doe
The thing is doing it, that's what it's all about. Not in the results of it. After all what is a risk? It's a risk not to take risks. Otherwise, you can go stale and repeat yourself. I don't feel like a person who takes risks. Yet there's something within me that must provoke controversy because I find it wherever I go. Anybody who cares about what he does takes risks.
risk myopic carpet
We do not just risk repeating history if we sweep it under the carpet, we also risk being myopic about our present. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
risk normal anthem
There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. Dave Barry
risk matter laurels
When you rest on your laurels is right when you have the risk. It exists for every company, no matter how big. David Sze
risk care
I was aware of the risks I was taking, but I did'nt care.
taking waiting
We're just waiting to see what happens. He's taking his time.
taking
years and years. He was not taking anything.
taking
The fact is that trauma and risk taking hadn't become scarier over the years; it had become more normal. Lynsey Addario
taking
She's only going to get better. I don't like taking her off the court.
taking
We are concerned. We are taking the appropriate measures, but we are not panicking.
taking
The reality is, when you're representing someone that's guilty, you're in the position of taking that position. Nancy Grace
taking useful
The idea of taking what's useful and discarding the rest is something I say to myself almost on a daily basis. David Ramsey
taking vote
We are taking nothing for granted. We're taking this vote seriously.
taking
I was taking a break from university so I could play handball full-time for a year.
talked
What they talked about were the qualifications for manslaughter,
talked
She talked more around him, responded more to him.
talked
Nobody talked about my defense or that I used to steal bases, too. Tony Gwynn
talked
Professor Obama has at least talked to us like we're adults. Nancy Gibbs
talked thinking
When you started thinking your going to make a mistake, you've talked yourself into making it.
talked until
No, no. We haven't talked about that. Until you're in, you're not in. Lindy Ruff
talked truth
To tell you the truth, I don't like talking too much once I leave this booth. I'm talked out. Lynn Samuels
talked tweet
The amount of things I want to tweet that I get talked out of? It's probably four times a week. I'm very hotheaded. Khloe Kardashian
talked unusually
My father, unusually for a PoW, talked about his experiences, but he talked about them in a very limited way. Richard Flanagan