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wife care too-much
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much. Aaron Spelling
wife anything-and-everything deserve
I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.
wife bored lovely
I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely. Alan Titchmarsh
wife mistress may
Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. Charles Caleb Colton
wife bigs my-wife
My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead. Brian Clough
wife taste my-wife
My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies. Boris Karloff
wife catholic church
I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again. Don Adams
wife comedian answers
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. Dave Chappelle
wife people doubt
You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong! Dave Barry
insulting insult easy
It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. Al Alvarez
insults-you insulted ifs
If you are capable of submitting to insult you ought to be insulted. Juvenal
insult-to-injury add casts
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast. Demetri Martin
insulted robinson skip somebody trying
Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James and Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye. Tom Waits
insult corruption fraud
A bad forgery's the ultimate insult. John Grant
insult imitation form
Imitation is the sincerest form of insult. Elbert Hubbard
insults-you insult permission
No one can insult you without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt
insulting want interviews
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot. Artie Lange
insult ass ifs
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. Bruce Lee
shock
Its always a shock to me when I get recognized. Bryan Callen
shocked solved
would be shocked if they solved the problem. William Arbaugh
shock-absorber want shock
I didn't want to be a shock absorber; I wanted to deliver the shock. Bob Brown
shocked
I'm shocked at being recognized. Dan Stevens
shocking insolent
I am shocking, impertinent and insolent that's how it is. Brigitte Bardot
shock suppose surprising
What's so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something a a shock to the pig. Terry Pratchett
shocked weird
Right now, I'm just shocked by it all, the way that it ended. This is weird all the way around. But that's the way it goes. It just got away from us. Gary Sheffield
shocked team
I was shocked that he wasn't first team All-ACC. It made so sense. Bobby Bowden
shock
Obviously, it's a shock right now to hear, Scott Gomez