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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
wanderers
We were wanderers from the beginning. Carl Sagan
wandering-around usual conscious
I was wandering around as usual, in my unpleasantly populated sub-conscious... Dodie Smith
wandered
I was raised Catholic, and then I kind of wandered away somewhere in high-school. I never got confirmed, which is a big deal. Mike Birbiglia
wander jew
Don’t let yourselves be poisoned by those wandering Jews. Hugo Chavez
wander mortals
There is nothing worse for mortals than a wandering life. Homer
wandering
How do you think I'm doing? ... Wandering Josh. Josh Kornbluth
wander absolute-truth absolutes
Nature brings us back to absolute truth whenever we wander. Louis Agassiz
wander
I don't see myself as anything. I just wander around getting on with my life. Michael Caine
wander diversion
Before, I wandered as a diversion. Now I wander seriously and sit and read as a diversion. Walker Percy
walks corpses
You walk on corpses, beauty, undismayed. Charles Baudelaire
walks i-can walking
Tell them that as soon as I can walk I'm going to fly! Bessie Coleman
walks
With us right now, you can give us 20 walks and it'll still be a 2-1 or 3-2 game. Frank Robinson
walks backwards
I always [or "often"] walk slowly, but I never walk backwards. Abraham Lincoln
walks bike i-can
I get out on my bike almost every day. If I can't walk somewhere, I'll bike or skateboard. Brandon Boyd
walks persons knows
I don't know how to not become every person I walk by. Ben Harper
walks seeking-truth seeking
Walk with those seeking truth... Deepak Chopra
walks
When he time comes to leave, just walk away quietly and don't make any fuss. Banksy
walks
Walk slowly; all you can ever come to is yourself. Alison McGhee