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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
mtv
Where is Tony? Why didn't he come to the MTV VMAs? Billy Bush
mtv awards giving
My friend made me a leather dress for the MTV awards. It gives you confidence, wearing something you love. Cat Deeley
mtv generations firsts
You know, I'm part of that first MTV generation. Alexandra Patsavas
mtv shirley
No, I'm not Shirley the girl, I'm the woman on MTV with the big boots. Shirley Manson
mtv
Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid. Ty Segall
mtv unless
MTV won't do anything unless they own it 100% so that didn't tempt me at all because I would never give away the character. Bill Griffith
mtv nfl apologizing
MTV was completely unaware of it. It was not my intention that it go as far as it did. I apologize to anyone offended -- including the audience, MTV, CBS and the NFL. Janet Jackson
mtv training interviews
MTV was such a great training for me. I did live interviews with everyone from Michael Jackson to Madonna. Carson Daly
mtv games rotation
In the '80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV. Now with internet culture it seems like everyone is doing music parodies. And they're not all good! Al Yankovic
pioneers settlers
Pioneers get slaughtered, and the settlers prosper. Daymond John
pioneers easy fascinating
It is not easy to be a pioneer - but oh, it is fascinating! Elizabeth Blackwell
pioneers highways nations
The footsteps of a pioneer become ultimately the highway of a nation. Ameen Rihani
pioneers levels satisfied
I'd like to be remembered as someone who wasn't satisfied with just one level of musicianship ... as someone who was a pioneer. Amy Winehouse
pioneers roles women-in-politics
Margaret Thatcher was a pioneer, willingly or unwillingly, for the role of women in politics, Meryl Streep
pioneers fiction use
Of course I didn't pioneer the use of food in fiction: it has been a standard literary device since Chaucer and Rabelais, who used food wonderfully as a metaphor for sensuality. Joanne Harris
pioneers blazing trails
It's not always as comfortable blazing the trail as it is walking on it. Joan Lunden
pioneers trails my-own
In a word I was a pioneer, and therefore had to blaze my own trail. Major Taylor
pioneers rebel designer
Rebels and non-conformists are often the pioneers and designers of change. Indira Gandhi