![I'm a homer, so the closer [I perform] to my house the better. If I could get crowds to gather around my bed, that would be ideal. I also like doing stand-up in places that I can surf, snowboard, or anywhere that I have a pregnancy scare.](/assets/img/quote-photos/im-a-homer-so-the-closer-i-perform-to-my-house-the-better-if-i-could-get-cro.jpg)
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house soul one-day
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house together found
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We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I'm kidding. Kurt Vonnegut
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Be original; don't be scared of being bold! Ed Sheeran
scared tone voice
When he got angry, he would have a tone of voice that really scared me. Sarah Garuti
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Living is what scares me. Dying is easy. Charles Manson
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