![I'm a homer, so the closer [I perform] to my house the better. If I could get crowds to gather around my bed, that would be ideal. I also like doing stand-up in places that I can surf, snowboard, or anywhere that I have a pregnancy scare.](/assets/img/quote-photos/im-a-homer-so-the-closer-i-perform-to-my-house-the-better-if-i-could-get-cro-638985751956225592.jpg)
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