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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
anger intoxication grapes
The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides us from ourselves.
anger practicals awkwardness
Anger is practical awkwardness.
anger inspiration sadness
We're taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to me they're of equal value to happiness, excitement and inspiration. Alanis Morissette
anger men beastly
There is not in nature, a thing that makes man so deformed, so beastly, as doth intemperate anger. Alan Bleasdale
anger work-out people
I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger. What works for me is working out when it's useful to use that anger. Alan Alda
anger understanding society
Neither the life of an individual nor the history of a society can be understood without understanding both. C. Wright Mills
anger angry-at-someone dancing
Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing? Buddy Hackett
anger soapbox humour
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox. Carl Hiaasen
anger certainly feeling journal people reading tremendous
The possibility that many people would be reading her journal is really disquieting. She's feeling a combination of anger, certainly confusion, and just tremendous sadness. Elliot Mintz
tantrums machines aliens
She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species. Christopher Moore
tantrums used
We used to say that he who threw the biggest tantrum won the day. Neil Finn
tantrums awful staff
I'm very direct. I don't have tantrums. I don't yell or shout. I do expect an awful lot from my staff, but no more than I expect of myself. Tom Ford