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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
pills stupid taking
Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again? Spencer Smith
pills whisky consequence
I would say whisky or pills. Not both because that can have disastrous consequences. John C. Reilly
pills headache bigger
The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill. George Clinton
pills stories sugar
A good story is like a bitter pill, with the sugar coating inside of it. O. Henry
pills bitter privatization
Privatization is a bitter pill but it is a pill that will cure. Frederick Chiluba
pills cheesecake expanding
If you have time-release pills, you could have time-release expanding cheesecakes. Homaro Cantu
pills plays sports stay
How does one control weight? By not overeating. How does one stay in shape? One plays sports. There are no magic pills here. Vladimir Putin
pills powder addict
Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts. Pete Wentz
pills joyous jackasses
Take your patience pill ...You can be joyous, but you can't be a jackass. Michael Nutter
news good-news
The good news isn't that God is victorious. How can He not be victorious? The good news is we can be victorious, too. Aiden Wilson Tozer
news chaos should
Chaos should be regarded as extremely good news! Chogyam Trungpa
news foxes doe
Critics of Fox News have pointed out that Fox News does partisan propaganda, and there's ample evidence on a daily basis. David Shuster
news watches my-sister
My sister's the type who religiously watches the fear segments of her local Eyewitness News broadcasts, retaining nothing but the headline...Everything is dangerous all of the time, and if it's not yet been pulled off the shelves, then it's certainly under investigation -- so there. David Sedaris
news-stories years marketing
Other than that one year, Salon has been very cautious about the way it spends money. For instance, since last year, we've had virtually no marketing budget. It's just word of mouth. And our circulation continues to grow that way by breaking news stories. David Talbot
news youth
It's lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It's lamentable that they get more from them than from the news. Dick Cavett
news
Who, or why, or which, or what, Is the Akhond of Swat? Edward Lear
newspapers said evidence
The newspapers at one time said that I was dead but after carefully examining the evidence I came to the conclusion that this statement was false. Bertrand Russell
news agendas ranting-and-raving
The failures of the press have contributed immensely to the emergence of a talk-show nation, in which public discourse is reduced to ranting and raving and posturing. We now have a mainstream press whose news agenda is increasingly influenced by this netherworld. Carl Bernstein