Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Dickens

Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.

Charles Spurgeon

My soul, never laugh at sin's fooleries, lest thou come to smile at sin itself. It is thine enemy, and thy Lord's enemy.

Alan Bradley

I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh.

Alan Alda

Nothing important was ever accomplished without chutzpah. Columbus had chutzpah. The signers of the Declaration of Independence had chutzpah. Don't ever aim doubt at yourself. Laugh at yourself, but don't doubt yourself.

Chita Rivera

I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it.

Dave Chappelle

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

David Sedaris

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

David Sedaris

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

Buddy Ebsen

The one flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.

Carrie P. Meek

You can't put abandonment and alienation under arrest.

Gore Vidal

The only absolute attainment is absolute abandonment.

Solomon Schechter

Judaism is absolutely incompatible with the abandonment of the Torah.

David Cross

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

Carl Hiaasen

Disney is just Disney. It's a company that's very good at what it does - controlling and promoting an image - until something happens that it can't control or cover up.

Christopher Walken

I have been in movies that I thought I wasn't very good in.

Cleo Moore

I'm not a very good painter, but I'm learning a lot.

Dan Maffei

I was a very, very good congressman.

David Levithan

I have become very good at clearing histories.

Barry Manilow

QVC has been very good to me.

James St. James

So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

And when she was good she was very very good. But when she was bad she was horrid.