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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
surprise life-is life-is-full-of-surprises
Life is full of surprises. Why is that always surprising? Cathleen Schine
surprises time year
We are at that time of year where we have surprises with the strengthening of storms. Ben Nelson
surprise shocking-things shocking
It's shocking the things we call love. Deb Caletti
surprise
When we got the lead, it was a surprise for the American team. Arturs Irbe
surprise
We're going to come out and surprise a lot of people. We're a young team, but we never give up. Meredith Patton
surprise whole-life whole
My whole life has largely been one of surprises. Booker T. Washington
surprise though
We won't exercise. You can write that if you want, though I don't think it will be a surprise to anybody.
surprise
She may be a big surprise for a lot of people.
surprise surprise-me
Nothing, for the most part, surprises me anymore. Brett Favre