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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
horns calves used
Most calves used by the dairy industry have their horns BURNED or GOUGED out of their heads. Casey Affleck
horny shows factors
I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays? Dennis Miller
horns
He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted. Damon Runyon
horns record sign spare
When I did 'Tapestry' with Carole King, the record was spare and simple, like a demo. If someone had told me to go back and put horns on it, it would've been all wrong. If you're enthusiastic enough to sign an artist, let them do what got you enthusiastic. Lou Adler
horn instrument liked main
My main horn is a hybrid of a flugelhorn a coronet and a trumpet, but that's really because, for me, each instrument to me had a different voice, and I liked them all, but I didn't like any one of them singularly. Christian Scott
horny age would-be
My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns and stop their aggression or we're going to bomb them into the stone age. Curtis LeMay
horns quite sad staff
I loved being Maleficent. I was quite sad to put my staff down and put my horns away because somehow, she just lives in a different world. Angelina Jolie
horns
Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud. Richard Strauss
horn locker officials ready room run sit suit
We have to set up all the coolers, get the officials locker room set up, set up the visitors' locker room, and get our locker room set up. Two of us do the rebounding before the game, and when the horn sounds, I run in, put my suit on, and get ready to sit on the bench. Will Landreth
regardless whatever
Regardless of whatever I do, I know what my purpose is: to make a difference in people's lives. Tim Tebow
regardless
Singing is my passion, regardless of anything else that I've ever done. That's the one thing that no one can ever take away from me is my voice, and that is what I really want to do. Alex Newell
regardless whether
No one should be doing this to another person, regardless of whether they're students. Debbie Smith
regardless
I didn't want to get better any more just because I was out of the rotation. I wanted to get better regardless of where I was. Luke Hudson
regardless supposed
Regardless of any deviations, it was clear I was supposed to end up in math and physics. Edward Witten
regardless running top whether
I will do my best, regardless of whether I would be running at the top or at the bottom. Ichiro Ozawa
regardless
Regardless of what we look like on the outside, genetically, on the inside, everyone is an African. Donald Johanson
regardless
Regardless of the (earnings) metric, they're on the right path. Jeffrey Fieler
regardless
That's how we've been all year. We don't panic, regardless of the situation. Ben Wallace