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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
quitting sometimes relapse
There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses. Alan Moore
quitting
What happened was that none of that [Emmy nomination] really happened. Numbers flew under the radar, and so around the fourth season, I got really jaded and I wanted to quit. David Krumholtz
quitting break
Some things are best mended by a break. Edith Wharton
quitting i-quit
I quit, and then I started again, and then I quit, and then I started again. Brad Pitt
quitting left
The wisdom to quit is all we have left. Charles Bukowski
quitting old-lady
I won't quit to become someone's old lady. Janis Joplin
quitting making-time motivated
Quit saying you don't have time. You have time for what you make time for in life. Bryant H. McGill
quitting ready felt
I was ready to quit music. It felt to me like music equalled death. Dave Grohl
quitting persons
Success can come to a person who has failed, but it will never come to a person who quits David Jeremiah