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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
guess half share team telling
We've all been telling a lot of jokes. I guess we'll all get half a (playoff) share and half a ring. We won't be in the team picture. Cliff Politte
guess
When he got well, I said, 'Well, I guess it's not too late,'
guess huge market money retail whether
Whether retail money is going to rotate back into the market in a huge way is the key. My guess is it's not going to happen.
guess
We guess they didn't know that we had that other side, and we wanted to show that.
guess process
We're just young. And I guess this is the process you have to live with. Larry Brown
guess stop
Yes! A one-word answer. I guess I should just stop there, John Glenn
guess three wrestler
Three times we wrestled. I guess they were one wrestler better than us.
guess pay ready
We're ready to move. In hindsight, I guess I should have checked, but that's what we pay a Realtor for.
guess introduce middle nuclear weapons whatever
We let you guess whatever you wish. What we have promised, and we keep the promise: We will not be the first to introduce nuclear weapons in the Middle East,