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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
messed struggling
We had been struggling offensively and made changes. We messed with the lineup a little bit. We're still not where we need to be, but we're going in the right direction. Jim Stoyle
messed rush screwed
We're apologizing. We screwed up. In a rush to do the right thing, we messed up. Linton Johnson
messed people
Some people look like they're lost causes, but they're not. Even if they're in a messed up situation, the one little thing you do to help can go a long way. Keith Stanfield
messed truly
You are truly messed up. You really are, ... You are truly messed up. Oprah Winfrey
messed
I was really messed up in the head. I was always angry. Fernando Vargas
messed offensive
Being an offensive lineman, you didn't want to be in the spotlight. When you are in the spotlight, it's usually because you messed up. Walter Jones
messed
At the beginning, it was me, Run and D, but D's voice is messed up. Jam Master Jay
messed
The whole thing got messed up when Dominguez crashed, Paul Tracy
messed
I kind of messed up on that one. Chris Johnson