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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
satisfied
God is never satisfied with anything less than all. Aiden Wilson Tozer
satisfied restlessness
There is a restlessness within us that cannot be satisfied until we rest fully in God.
satan
Will do Satan's work for food. David Rice
satisfaction next different
The satisfaction comes from working next to 500 photographers and coming away with something different. David Burnett
satan creator
God is the Creator; Satan is the counterfeiter. Edwin Louis Cole
saturn planets solar-system
Saturn is the most photogenic planet in the solar system. Carolyn Porco
satisfied utopian ifs
If you're utopian, you're never satisfied. Alan Kay
satisfaction proud pleasure
It is the pleasure of astonishing others, and the proud satisfaction of never being astonished by them. Charles Baudelaire
satan draws
When we resist God, we draw near to Satan. Beth Moore