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picks
You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going. Chris Colfer
pick practice
We have to get focused. This was pretty much a practice game. Now we have to pick it up and play really hard. Jessie Coiffard
pick reason
We're going to have to (wait). There's no reason to pick one right now. It's not clear-cut enough to say one's better than the other.
pickles
Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles. Benjamin Franklin
pick time
We're battling, and that's all you can do. This time of year, you can't make any trades, you can't pick up anybody. You have your team. This is what you do. You go play. Gary Williams
pick vegas
Vegas is going to pick up, too, ... If you want to party, everything's there restaurants, gaming.
pick stop trying
making excuses. Why don't they let the inspectors do their job? Stop making excuses, stop trying to politicize the operation, stop trying to pick the inspectors.
pickles information internet
Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. Brian Posehn
picked
Ah... romance to me is spontaneity. It's not diamond earrings; it's a bunch of daffodils that's freshly picked from the field. Kate Winslet