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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
scary performing
Performing was terrifying. Bryan Ferry
scary feelings vacuums
If it were possible to have a life absolutely free from every feeling of sin, what a terrifying vacuum it would be. Cesare Pavese
scary sometimes type
I'm so popular it's scary sometimes. I suppose I'm just everybody's type. Catherine Deneuve
scary vote satan
A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan. Bill Keller
scary ironic culture
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity. Dennis Miller
scary praying hell
You cannot pray them out of hell. Bill Murray
scary driving unbelievable
I'm driving down the freeway the other day, on my way to Knott's Scary Farm probably, and I hear this report on NPR that the whole lemmings thing was faked in the 1950s. They were shooting a wildlife documentary in the '50s, they found a group of lemmings, and the crew chased them all off a cliff. No lemming has ever jumped off a cliff, purposefully, ever. Isn't that unbelievable? Cassandra Peterson
scary balance
You have to find a balance with food in your life - you can't take out food. It can be absolutely terrifying. Carre Otis
scary saint deliverance
The deliverance of the saints must take place some time before 1914. Charles Taze Russell
worth-it
It was wrong. But it was worth it. Ann Brashares
worth-it
It was love because it was worth it. Jay Asher
worth-it
It was worth it. You looked... happy. Richelle Mead