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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
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funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
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juice almonds matter
It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds. Diablo Cody
juice naked snacks
Is Naked Juice a beverage, or is it a snack? I think we can liquefy snacks or snackify liquids. Indra Nooyi
juice orange squeeze
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out -- because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside. Wayne Dyer
juice
Get me as much of that juice as you can. Jeffrey Skilling
juice fans papaya
I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice. Andy Milonakis
juice burning bitter
Not all poisonous juices are burning or bitter nor is everything which is burning and bitter poisonous. Claude Levi-Strauss
juice tights combination
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights. Dane Cook
juices sure thinks throw wants
He wants us to win. I'm sure he doesn't want to throw the picks. But in a competitive situation, his juices (are) flowing, and he thinks he can make some throws. Sometimes he hasn't. Sometimes he has. Tom Rossley
juice trying
We were up early, but it was still 4-0. In this game, that's not too much of a lead. I wasn't trying to juice it. I was just trying to put it in play. Grady Sizemore
stills
Do you still Kill Gerbils? Rachel Cohn
stills managers ireland
When John (Giles) was manager of Ireland, much as he loved me, he still dropped me. Eamon
stills
I am 30, but there are things about me that are still 15. Brigitte Bardot
stills surrogates supporter
I was a surrogate for Obama; I helped fundraise. I'm still a supporter. Brian J. White
stills
You can't stand still on one point for your entire life. David Bowie
stills
I still define myself by the places that I've been. Ani Difranco
stills virgins words-with-friends
I am still playing 'Words With Friends,' but on Virgin Atlantic. Alec Baldwin
stills
I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee. Jason Alexander
stills
I'm still doing something I love to do. Antonio Davis