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fathers-day father kids
I've never been part of anything so great as those three kids. Al Roker
fathers-day father eye
My father... had sharper eyes than the rest of our people. Chief Joseph
fathers-day dad missing
The nicest Father's Day surprise of all for Dad would be if you handed him a box, and he unwrapped it, and there, inside, sitting on a bed of folded tissue, was the pair of his undershorts that somebody threw away six months ago (without asking Dad) because they had reached the stage where they were 3 percent undershorts and 97 percent holes. Dad misses those undershorts. They were his Faithful Undershorts Companion. Dave Barry
fathers-day mother commitment
Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is an area where many men do not have a clue. Exhibit A was my father, who was a very thoughtful man, but who once gave my mother, on their anniversary, the following token of his love, his commitment, and-yes-his passion for her: an electric blanket. Dave Barry
fathers-day teenage love-you
Never love anything that can't love you back. Bruce Williams
fathers-day running home
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on! Louis C. K.
fathers-day kids long
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father. Louis C. K.
fathers-day mistake kids
I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing. But my kids love me. Go figure. Louis C. K.
fathers-day enemy i-love-my-dad
That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and the enemy of all. August Strindberg
perfectly-good water thieves
Fear is a thief. It robbed Peter of a perfectly good walk on water, & kept the other eleven in the boat. Bill Johnson
perfectly prepared understand
We're confused. We don't understand the judge's reaction. We're perfectly prepared to prosecute this case. JoAnn Carrin
perfectly positive status
To be perfectly honest, I feel I have a duty to use my celebrity status in a positive way. David Schwimmer
perfectly unorthodox
I want to wear something that's not perfectly matching; there has to be something unorthodox about it. I want to create this mystery. Theophilus London
perfectly
I hate that impeccable, perfectly perfect look, all matched and prearranged. Elsa Peretti
perfectly-good bird mouths
Fortunately, however, birds don't understand pep talks. Not even St. Francis'. Just imagine, he went on, preaching sermons to perfectly good thrushes and goldfinches and chiff-chaffs! What presumption! Why couldn't he have kept his mouth shut and let the birds preach to him? Aldous Huxley
perfectly poem saying sequence short
Poe's saying that a long poem is a sequence of short ones is perfectly just. John Drinkwater
perfectly structured
I don't do my hair very perfectly because I think it looks sexier when you don't have everything perfectly structured out. Katherine Schwarzenegger
perfectly-good feminism alternatives
I've thought about what is an alternative word to feminism. There isn't one. It's a perfectly good word. And it can't be changed. Annie Lennox