Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carol Leifer

Been thinking about having a baby. But if I want to do it, I'd have to do it soon 'cause it's getting near closing time. The clock is ticking. My gynecologist said, if I wanted to have a baby, I would have to do it - the latest - by the ended of this show.

Carol Vorderman

My first marriage was totally unsuitable and shouldn't have happened. It was a whirlwind, rebound thing. I was 23 or 24 - a baby.

Carlos Mencia

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Carl Everett

Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay.

Joan Rivers

Whenever there's a new baby in my family, even if I don't know who the father is, I display pictures of it. But only one or two per child. No one wants to see 37 pictures of your grandchild - which is also why you must never carry more than one picture of each grandchild in your wallet.

Charlie Haden

I told my students the other day in class, which is about the spirituality and creativity as much as it is about music. I said, 'If you're walking down the street and you see a baby carriage, and there's a baby in the carriage; you look down and your eyes meet the eyes of the baby. The baby looks at you: That's the kind of moment you're in when you're playing.

Charles de Lint

I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself born bad, do it?

Charles Dickens

It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Charles Dickens

'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.

Dionne Warwick

Do you know the way to San Hose?

Barry Mann

Who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp, who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

Patti Smith

Should I pursue a path so twisted? Should I crawl defeated and gifted?

R. Kelly

If we don't love ourselves, tell me, how can we love somebody else?

Ice Cube

Should I peel a cap or should I let him survive?

Gloria Estefan

If the 70's freed our inhibitions, what good did it do?

Slick Rick

Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her, it's not yours, who can it be?

Jimmy Buffett

Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come?

Joel Osteen

Faith is about trusting God when you have unanswered questions.

Charlie Chaplin

my lips never know my problem they just always smile

Aiden Wilson Tozer

If your life does not worship God, your lips do not worship God either.

William Shakespeare

Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth.

David Walton

It'd be hard to be a lead actor if I didn't have lips. Those are tough to graft back on.

William Cowper

May I but meet thee on that peaceful shore,/ The parting word shall pass my lips no more!

Aristotle

There's many a slip between the cup and the lip.

Frank Black

She's gorgeous. She's got lips like Angelina Jolie.

William Shakespeare

But when her lips were ready for his pay,He winks, and turns his lips another way.

Bobbi Brown

When I first got into making makeup, I didn't necessarily want to start a company. I just wanted to make a lipstick that looked like lips, only better.